"He’s Her 'Stranger Man'"

There’s a man whose wife keeps him a stranger
makes him wear a mask like the Lone Ranger.
A diff’rent role he takes each night and daily wakes
planning who he’s gonna be tomorrow.

He’s her “Stranger Man,” please her strangers can --
she’s givin’ him a tumble, he’s fakin’ for crazy dame.

“My dear,” he says, “with face in mask confined,
breathing’s hard and sounds so unrefined.”
She answers “That’s OK, I really like the way
it makes you snort like Ferdinand (el toro).

He’s her “Stranger Man,” he’s a feigner man --
she’s givin’ him a tumble, he’s fakin’ for crazy dame.

(brief musical interlude)

He’s her “Stranger Man,” frequent changer man --
she’s givin’ him a tumble, he’s fakin’ for crazy dame.

Batman, Phantom, Shadow all are fun play,
and Scarlet Pimpernel’s her fav’rite sex way,
but hubby’s fav’rite trip is to in Z-swath whip
his fleshly sword while feigning that he’s Zorro.

He’s her “Stranger Man,” please her strangers can --
she’s givin’ him a tumble, he’s fakin’ for crazy dame.

He’s her “Stranger Man”