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Song Parodies -> "Sneak An Asian Meal"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Rivers

Parody Song Title:

"Sneak An Asian Meal"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

Doc says Tofu puts my life in danger
And General Tzo's Chicken makes me lame, sir
If Kimche's on my plate, the undertaker waits
Odd, but I crave Moo Shoo in containers

Sneak an Asian meal
Sneak an Asian meal
I'm gonna grab some chopsticks and order from column A


I just might perish from Moo Goo Gai Pan
Sushi and Udong can harm a man
When Pu-Pu Platter kills
And Sashimi will make me ill
Then my friends will walk slowly behind me

Sneak an Asian meal
Sneak an Asian meal
I'm gonna grab some chopsticks and order from column A


Swiggin' Sake sends convulsions one day
Drink Tempeh Noodle Soup--at death's door I lay
My fortune cookie states
That I should dread my fate
And odds are I won't order out tomorrow

Sneak an Asian meal
Sneak an Asian meal
I'm gonna grab some chopsticks and order from column A

Sneak an Asian meal
Parody by Mason "would you like tea with that?" Resnick

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alvin rhodes - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
funny concept
Paul Robinson - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Yummy - goes well with my recent "Meatless Vegan Man" piece, too...5's ~ ~ ~
John Barry - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Tasty.
Yoidy - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
You got some good lines in there. 555
MasonR - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin, John & Yoidy. Paul--Yeah, I saw Meatless Vegan Man--that was great!

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