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Song Parodies -> "Meatless; Vegan Man"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Rivers

Parody Song Title:

"Meatless; Vegan Man"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

[instrumental intro]

There's a man at work here who's a Vegan
He always works real hard; brings home the bacon
He won't eat food from flesh; don't want no chicken breast
Lots of things won't eat; he won't touch marrow

He's a Vegan, yeah,
name is Nathan, and
He won't touch breast of chicken
Not even if "Free Range"

Don't care for Pork or steaks of any kind
On Porterhouse or Sirloin he won't dine
Naw, don't put meat on his plate
'Cause he won't appreciate
Can't eat cheese, not even on Lasagna

'Cause he's Vegan, yeah
He eats veggies, man
Eats salads with cucumbers
And lettuce that's Romaine

[instrumental break – lead guitar solo]

Eats potatoes, yeah
You can serve him yams
And fresh fruit in the summer
Need I further explain?

[brief instrumental break]

Pasta Primavera made with mushrooms
And several dishes you can make with tofu
Fresh Avocado dip
coats his organic chips
But nothing that goes "moo" down on the farm, though

Meatless; Vegan, man
Roast Beef he can't stand
Meat dishes are a bummer
He'd rather dine on grains

[instrumental toward end]

Meatless, Vegan Man!!!

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MasonR - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm a garden-variety vegetarian (I eat dairy products) but I love this parody--it sizzles like a Garden Gourmet veggie burger! (For all you non-veggies out there, that's a complement!) 555!
John Barry - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment
How about PETA bread? Tasty, Paul.
Paul Robinson - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment
MasonR & JB, Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it. Got another one coming up soon for another person from work...
alvin rhodes - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment
fun to sing along with....5s
Stephen Harrington - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Good, good.... 555.
Paul Robinson - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks alvin & Stephen ~ ~ ~
malcolm higgins - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
hard to sink my teeth into this tasty little entry, but I had to give it 5 carrots
Paul Robinson - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
It's 'cause of all that gristle and fat, malc...thanks ~ ~ ~
Meriadoc - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Good one Paul!
Adagio - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I really enjoyed this one....sounds good on the recording too.
Paul Robinson - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Mer & Pat!

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