i wanna scrub the restroom floor and wall
i wanna mop up every single stall
suds all fizzin'...toilet water turns blue
i smell a lot like ammonia
and those scrubbin' bubbles too

when most people answer nature's call
they seem to miss the bowl and hit the wall
now they glisten...guess my job here is through
i smell a lot like ammonia
and those scrubbin' bubbles too

i want it pleasin', when you have to go
if left all runny, lots of germs could grow
with my system, all the fixtures look new
i smell a lot like ammonia
and those scrubbin' bubbles too

its nicer than the one i have in my home
so clean, its squeakin'...take a look at that chrome
if you're whizzin', find an aim that is true
i smell a lot like ammonia
and those scrubbin' bubbles too