Song Parodies -> "Whore Side of Town"

Original Song Title:

"Poor Side of Town"

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"Whore Side of Town"

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The Lyrics

The logical conclusion to the ongoing Jeff Gannon/James Guckert saga when it peters out and his Fifteen Minutes have come and gone

Boo-hoo-hoo whiny crybaby
Boo-hoo-hoo whiny crybaby

How can you tell me you really missed me?
When the last time I saw you, you wouldn't even blow me
That chimp guy you've been seeing
Must have put you down
So welcome back buddy
To the whore side of town

To him, you were nothing but a little boytoy
A shill, not much more than his little pet boy
To me, you were the best date this old guy had ever found
And boy, it's hard to get good dates
On the whore side of town

I can't blame you for trying
I'm trying to break out too
I've got one little hang up buddy
I just can't seem to get it up without you

So tell me, are you gonna stick around now?
Will you go down for me all the way now?
With you at my feet
I can get it up again
Together we can blow it buddy
In the whore side of town

(So tell me how much you love me)
(Come be my bitch and say you want me now)

Oh, with you at my feet
This town can't keep me down
Together we can blow it buddy
On the whore side of town

Boo-hoo-hoo whiny crybaby
Boo-hoo-hoo whiny crybaby

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Hoover - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment

man this suks

John Barry - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment

What sucks is Jeff Gannon. Nice job, Liam.

Cat Lewis - February 26, 2005 - Report this comment

Well, it's a little...um...frank... But it's clever, the pacing is great, and it's right on time. Good job!

Grace Newton - February 26, 2005 - Report this comment

Great, Liam! Yes, it is frank but covers the subject well.

Bob Konigsberg - February 26, 2005 - Report this comment

Pretty good Liam - a little scary, but isn't that part of the purpose?

Liam Wescott - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks for the positive comments, guys. And yes, that is part of the purpose, Bob. What's really scary about this scandal is not necessarily the sex angle (such as it is) but rather the security angle. A gay may prostitute with a shady past, posing as a journalist for a shill website and using a fake name is allowed, repeatedly allowed I might add, to get within ten or fifteen feet of the resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and nobody says or does anything about it. For shame. Every newspaper, every television station, every radio station, every media outlet should be asking the question, Why? Why did this happen? How did it happen? Who was Mr. Guckert's benefactor in the White House staff that greased the path to let him in? What's his background? Was he just a shill for the GOP? The media won't ask those kinds of questions unless we shame them into doing what's right, and that's the real tragedy about all this.

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