There's a company whose name sounds like mine
My parents were being funny on my dime
When I step to the plate, many a joke is made
Yes, I'll probably hit the ball to Boardwalk

I'm Milton Bradley, I'm Milton Bradley
Just play your game of letters, don't worry about my name

When Cleveland got me, they couldn't stop laughing
I'm all right with it, no longer bothers me
As a kid, it was tough, you see
Yeah, there was many a tease
'Cause my name was like a board game company

I'm Milton Bradley, I'm Milton Bradley
Just play your game of letters, and forget about my name

I'm Milton Bradley, I'm Milton Bradley
Just play your game of letters, I think I might change my name

They might make a board game based on me one day
It'd be based on baseball, home runs gone away
Yeah, isn't it funny how I
Still am in the public eye
Although I'm not in the board game business.

I'm Milton Bradley, I'm Milton Bradley
Just play your game of letters, and forget about my name