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Song Parodies -> "Busty"

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Johnny Mathis

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The Lyrics

Look at Me
Always actin' like a monkey in a tree
I could use a real woman,
Now and then, to rest up my hand
Someone Busty,
And gorgeous and tanned..

Walk my way
And a lot of folks
Might think you're kinda' gay
'Cause this action has me
Stiff in the joints
I need Busty,
Like Madonna's points

In the past, we were
Thought of as freaks
If we jerk
And would surely go blind
Studies now show,
It's a quite normal quirk
And won't be
Losing our mind...

On my own,
It gets boring
Neighbors gripe
About the groan
Need a hot chick
Who's sexually inclined
And free as a dove
Someone Busty,
Who likes to make love..

Someone Busty,
Who likes to make love..

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Rick C - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
I'd give you a hand for this but, it sounds like you're doin' fine without it. :-) 555
alvin rhodes - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
every bit as warm and tender as the subject
TJC - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny... should receive two golden globes.... 5's
Tommy Turtle - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL title and all the way through!... Don't we all need one of those?... "Walk my way" - Marty Feldman in "Young Frankenstein" ("walk this way" - companion imitates his walk).... Great rework of great OS. Five fingers, and I don't want to know what you do with them.
PMS - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
My hands down favorite treatment
AFW - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rick C, alvin, TJC, Tommy, and PMS
Stuart McArthur - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
reminds me of when I lost my virginity, AFW. it was very scary, fumbling around, in the dark, in the back of a car, all alone...555
Red Ant - April 27, 2006 - Report this comment
AFW, I heard this tidbit of info a long time ago: If you use your other hand, it feels like another person. That's "handy" advice, heh heh. Ever get caught self-gratifying in a closet? No? Good place to hide, isn't it! Only a blind man wouldn't like this.
AFW - April 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart...that's funny!..but safer... :~)........Thanks, Red Ant...I have heard that, too..but for me, it wouldn't work...I'm not left handed...and never use a closet...don't want to be seen "Comin out of one"...and, it's much safer for the blind..they're already there...but, of course, they have to use the Braille method

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