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Song Parodies -> "Messy"

Original Song Title:

"Misty"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Mathis

Parody Song Title:

"Messy"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Look at me,
I am sloppier than any man should be
When I cook there's a big old smoky cloud
I could sure use an elf
I'm so Messy,
Since I'm by myself

Every day,
Anything I use, I never put away
This place is a disaster area
And should be condemned
I'm so Messy
I even save phlegm

You might say that I'm not doing well
An understatement, since she bid goodbye
I think the devil would evict me from hell
I'd have to get better to die...

On my own,
I just stumble through
This big old house, alone
Never taking the time to keep it clean
and don't want the job...
I'm so Messy,
and so much a slob

Yes, I'm Messy,
and so much a slob...


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The Pomfret - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
This is WONDERFUL! Please write one for the ladies?
Tommy Turtle - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
AFW 5 has 5 a "Clint" in his 5 eye... sorry, yer Fives got kinda scattered around there; I'll straighten 'em up someday. AFW has definitely earned a TTTribute, tomorrow :)
alvin rhodes - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
save phlegm...lol
Stephen Harrington - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but 5s for a well wrote parody.
Paree Dee - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Wonderful lines, and the sentiment expressed, so true !! You captured it well.
AFW - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Pomfret...this could work for ladies..just change the gender........thanks, Tommy, alvin, Stephen, and Paree
Larry Hensley - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, really funny!
AFW - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Larry
LucidLupin - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Some great lines 5s
AFW - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Lucid

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