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Song Parodies -> "Dances R"

Original Song Title:

"Chances Are"

Original Performer:

Johnny Mathis

Parody Song Title:

"Dances R"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Dances R,
In a bar outside of town
She dresses in a gown, and then
Dances R,
And gets completely nude for men..

She's a Star,
In a fantasy of thrills,
She sells for dollar bills, each night
And no-one knows,
That she's my wife, it isn't right..

In my mind, she's my true love,
Everything that I do love..
(But) Dances R, always goes too far,
To please the guys, seduce their eyes..

(On) Our way home, I'm thinking if
This car would tumble off the cliff,
And crash down by the shore..
She'd be with me,
No Dances R, anymore..

She'd die with me,
No Dances R, anymore...

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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alvin rhodes - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment
you captured the poignancy of the OS well...5s
Rick C - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Boy, you sure twisted that one around! Nice work....555
AFW - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, and Rick C
Adagio - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one, AFW! 5's
AFW - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank's Adagio

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