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Song Parodies -> "The Elf Says Never"
Original Song Title:
"The Twelfth of Never"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Mathis
Parody Song Title:
"The Elf Says Never"
Parody Written by:
Rick Cormier
The Lyrics
She writes of slaying monkeys
Wishes on stars
She likes "em strong and hunky
With fancy new cars
I don't fit those descriptions
But one thing is true
Until the elf says, "Never!"
It's her, I will pursue
Oh, her prose
Like a river flows
Softly goes
Stirring thought and libido
I know her heart was lost to Orlando (Bloom?)
Now Vin's the one that causes the elf to swoon
I don't care where she's been or, how many times
Oh, until the elf says, "Never!"
She has this heart of mine
Until the elf says, "Never!"
She has this heart of mine
I've seen her lithe stick figure
In MB chat room
She's wearing Lynda Carter's
Revealing costume
There's something with that outfit
That rings my chimes
Oh, until the elf says, "Never!"
She has this heart of mine
Until the elf says, "Never!"
She has this heart of mine
Wishes on stars
She likes "em strong and hunky
With fancy new cars
I don't fit those descriptions
But one thing is true
Until the elf says, "Never!"
It's her, I will pursue
Oh, her prose
Like a river flows
Softly goes
Stirring thought and libido
I know her heart was lost to Orlando (Bloom?)
Now Vin's the one that causes the elf to swoon
I don't care where she's been or, how many times
Oh, until the elf says, "Never!"
She has this heart of mine
Until the elf says, "Never!"
She has this heart of mine
I've seen her lithe stick figure
In MB chat room
She's wearing Lynda Carter's
Revealing costume
There's something with that outfit
That rings my chimes
Oh, until the elf says, "Never!"
She has this heart of mine
Until the elf says, "Never!"
She has this heart of mine
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Oh no...yet ANOTHER supplicant at the Church of Arwen. She's gonna have to hire a PA to manage her love-life. ;-) This is cool, Rick...555
Rick...great parody of my song!! I loved it! But um...it was from the 50s so you should've used misc. Great job though! Oh, before I forget, my vote is 5,5,5.
I remember this old Mathis song...one of my favorites..Excellent job...
a stirring tribute...5s
Mister Cormier...
I. Am. Speechless. =) As a rule, I NEVER say never...so I'm pretty sure you're safe. I especially liked the little tribute to my MB avatar...because I worked hard on that!! =)
Thanks so much for writing this. You are officially on my hot list...hehehe.
I. Am. Speechless. =) As a rule, I NEVER say never...so I'm pretty sure you're safe. I especially liked the little tribute to my MB avatar...because I worked hard on that!! =)
Thanks so much for writing this. You are officially on my hot list...hehehe.
Thanks, Kristof. Check the comments on your Bi Guy parody. :-) That was the title I WAS going to write and submit today. Johnny (AFW?), sorry about the decade mixup. I found another parody of this OS on Amiright and, it said 60s so, I went with it. I should have been more thorough. Thanks, AFW. Thank you, Alvin. I also found an old parody of yours that I commented on last night but, can't recall which at the moment. I just remember it being brilliant! Arwen, thanks and you're welcome :-) Looks like K1 did one on you today too!
Thanks for visiting my Bi Guy, Rick. Sorry I beat you to the punch...I was actually very surprised no one had done it before me!
Yeah, I recorded it in 1957. :) Too bad there isn't a 50s section.
Rick: Welcome to the Society of Pathetic Admirers of Middle Earth Elf Ladies (SPAMEEL). Dues are US$25.00 a year, and can be sent to pacholeknbnj@yahoo.com. (I'm gonna get smacked for that, but I don't care.) "Johnny": I think the fact that there's no official Fifties section is a conspiracy to keep people from acknowledging my mastery of that period of music, if I may be so immodest.
Rick C: Thanks for the plug (and the comment). DKTOS but I see some people here I trust on pacing so I'll add a full 555.
Arwen: If you are to take Kristof up on that suggestion remember that my initials are PA! ;-)
Arwen: If you are to take Kristof up on that suggestion remember that my initials are PA! ;-)
MP, the check is in the e-mail. K1 thanks!
2 things for Mister Pacholek:
1. Is that your real email address? Because I have honestly been trying to weasel that out of you for AGES...
2. Society of Pathetic Admirers of Middle Earth Elf Ladies. LADIES? Plural? Who in the hell else is there, Mister? Because I worked long and hard to get you to overlook your general disdain for all things LOTR and just proclaim your love for me...if there's competition, I need to know about it.
And an LOL to K1!! Nice...
1. Is that your real email address? Because I have honestly been trying to weasel that out of you for AGES...
2. Society of Pathetic Admirers of Middle Earth Elf Ladies. LADIES? Plural? Who in the hell else is there, Mister? Because I worked long and hard to get you to overlook your general disdain for all things LOTR and just proclaim your love for me...if there's competition, I need to know about it.
And an LOL to K1!! Nice...
A fabulous tribute to a fabulous gal! WOOOOO!
Missed this before. Excellent job on a great OS.
(luv contest 06) Nice work, Rick!
(LUVCOMP) Nothing like a good old movie-based parody to light up your post-school afternoon (i AM 15). Not that fond of the LOTR series, but anyway, nice job, Rick Cormier.
bobpiecheese...you are relatively new here, so you might not know that this song is in (respectfully semi-fictional) reference to one our competitors. Guess who? ;)
Saw this in Latest Comments --- great job, Rick!
Wow! You know your Arwen!!! How much studying/ stalking went into this??? 5's
(LUV) another fantastic title sub, Rick, and parody to match - yes that Lynda Carter outfit IS pretty irresistible I must say! - 555
(LUVCOMP) See above!
(luvcomp) Funny. I liked it
LOVE...I don't even have to come up with anything clever...you KNOW this is in my top 5...=) Still love it, Rick!
(LUVCOMP) A worthy muse is always a source of fine inspiration. Great work, Rick!
(LUV) Cool parody.
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