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Song Parodies -> "Things Are Starting To Look A Lot More Dismal"

Original Song Title:

"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Mathis

Parody Song Title:

"Things Are Starting To Look A Lot More Dismal"

Parody Written by:

L. D. Obblo

The Lyrics

Just a little Yuletide send-up about Islam's encroachments on Western civilization.
It’s beginning to look a lot like Islam’s
made us their commode.
Any terrorist bedouin’s able to stroll right in
with every right and benefit bestowed.
And the clerics who teach the rules of Islam
rage at every flaw.
If your dress is above your knee, you’ll end up an amputee.
That’s shariah law.

They’ve got normal folks dreading a death by beheading,
a practice they’ll never rescind.
Allah is kind, but they’re out of their mind;
you never know who you’ll offend.
And when you point this out to them, they don’t even act chagrined.

I’m beginning to wish we would treat Islam
with some quid pro quo.
Those of us they call “infidel” could fend off their cartel
and bask in the atomic afterglow.

Now the folks who claim we’ve misjudged Islam
think they’re awful smart
But when you keep surrendering,
you’ll soon figure out it means
more than bleeding hearts!


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L.D. Obblo - December 19, 2018 - Report this comment
I see one of the resident social justice warriors has made an appearance. Look, I get that you might not think it was funny, but the pacing is probably 98% dead on.
Michael Pacholek - December 19, 2018 - Report this comment
Unfortunately, the best chance this parody was ever going to have of coming true has now been in place for 2 years. Trump said, "I have a plan to wipe out ISIS in 30 days." Today is Day 698, and he is pulling all U.S. troops out of Syria. Almost certainly, on the orders of his boss, Vladimir Putin.

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