It’s beginning to look a lot like Islam’s
made us their commode.
Any terrorist bedouin’s able to stroll right in
with every right and benefit bestowed.
And the clerics who teach the rules of Islam
rage at every flaw.
If your dress is above your knee, you’ll end up an amputee.
That’s shariah law.

They’ve got normal folks dreading a death by beheading,
a practice they’ll never rescind.
Allah is kind, but they’re out of their mind;
you never know who you’ll offend.
And when you point this out to them, they don’t even act chagrined.

I’m beginning to wish we would treat Islam
with some quid pro quo.
Those of us they call “infidel” could fend off their cartel
and bask in the atomic afterglow.

Now the folks who claim we’ve misjudged Islam
think they’re awful smart
But when you keep surrendering,
you’ll soon figure out it means
more than bleeding hearts!