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Song Parodies -> "A Peanut Brittle Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"We Need A Little Christmas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Mathis
Parody Song Title:
"A Peanut Brittle Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Plate out the candy
Pile up the dishes with confection I adore
High, make it stacking
That extra crispy kind that I am dying for
Now..
Love a Peanut Brittle Christmas
Shiny, hard, and snappy
Tempt me at the table,
Skip the kind that's wrappy
Need a Peanut Brittle Christmas
That's what makes me happy..
Waitin' has my tongue all furry
So, won't you set some out, please hurry..
Bring on the boxes..
No more rehearsin'..
I'm all set to play the scene
No doubt about it,
I'll be a human munchin' crunchin' mouth machine,
Wow!
Feel a river of saliva.
Gushin' like a geyser
Makin' all my taste buds
Be an early riser..
Could use some chunky pieces,
Right on my incisor
Lots more than a little,
Christmas Peanut Brittle now
It's a bite that's right and joyful,
Bright as children's laughter,
Vibes my teeth like music,
From a concert rafter
Has my tummy all a' flutter,
For what's comin' after
Sweet Peanut Brittle Christmas chow !
Peanut Brittle Christmas chow !
Pile up the dishes with confection I adore
High, make it stacking
That extra crispy kind that I am dying for
Now..
Love a Peanut Brittle Christmas
Shiny, hard, and snappy
Tempt me at the table,
Skip the kind that's wrappy
Need a Peanut Brittle Christmas
That's what makes me happy..
Waitin' has my tongue all furry
So, won't you set some out, please hurry..
Bring on the boxes..
No more rehearsin'..
I'm all set to play the scene
No doubt about it,
I'll be a human munchin' crunchin' mouth machine,
Wow!
Feel a river of saliva.
Gushin' like a geyser
Makin' all my taste buds
Be an early riser..
Could use some chunky pieces,
Right on my incisor
Lots more than a little,
Christmas Peanut Brittle now
It's a bite that's right and joyful,
Bright as children's laughter,
Vibes my teeth like music,
From a concert rafter
Has my tummy all a' flutter,
For what's comin' after
Sweet Peanut Brittle Christmas chow !
Peanut Brittle Christmas chow !
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Sir L'Air de Farce, I do agree about the brittle! My family would make it during this christmas season, along with FruitCake & Burbon Balls! ! Those went fast . . .
lol...nice title switch....sounds yummy...now i want peanut brittle....i can tell cause my tongue is all furry
I echo Alvin's comment, and I have been known to eat peanut brittle by the box. 5s.
AAMOF, peanut brittle was this year's token-gift-for-neighbors-letter-carriers-and-sanitation-engineers gift, and I sneaked a pievce or two out of every box before sealing. Funy write. Yummy, too.
Thanks to all
Who stole the last verse? lol :) No brittle sense of humor here. Five broken crowns.
Sweet n' salty, NEVER faulty (and I'm talkin' about the parody here!)
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