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Song Parodies -> "Fast Through Alaska"
Original Song Title:
"North To Alaska"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Horton
Parody Song Title:
"Fast Through Alaska"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Last week, LittleCupCakes suggested I do this about the "Iditarod"..an annual dogsled team race across Alaska...so, here it is, LCC (It started on Saturday, March 1'st...winning time last year was 8 days, 22 hours...so, someone should have won it over the weekend)
Way up north, (Fast Through Alaska)
Way up north, (Fast Through Alaska)
Fast Through Alaska,
Away up north, the race is on
Fast Through Alaska,
Away up north, the race is on
The teams start in Willow...every year, first week of March
They cross frigid country..where wild wolves howl and arch
Along the Bering Sea coast..in a land where few men trod
To those white Nome mountains,..and it's called the Iditarod
It's Alaska's great tradition,..that began in "Seven-Three"
Fifty teams, a thousand huskies run,..every team has a wish to be
Arrivin' first with the fastest time,..when the long gruelin' trek is done
Gotta' make it in less than nine days...for a chance to have it won
While the gale winds are blowin'
Strong Huskies keep goin'
Fast Through Alaska
Away up north, the race is on
Way up north, (Fast Through Alaska)
Way up north, (Fast Through Alaska)
Fast Through Alaska,
Away up north, the race is on
Fast Through Alaska,
Away up north, the race is on
Blizzards and white outs..await all the teams
Wind chill's less one hundred,..but it cannot freeze their dreams
Through frost lidded eyes,..they view the Northern Lights
And strive to keep their bodies warm..'gainst a bitter wind that bites
'Cause a man's gotta do what..his heart tells him to do
The ultimate grand challenge..for animals, too
So, mush, mush you Huskies,..there's no time to roam
The days and nights are mountin',..and we gotta' be first in Nome..
Tired Huskies are mushin'
On dogsleds they're rushin'
Fast Through Alaska
Away up north, the race is on
Fast Through Alaska
Away up north, the race is on
Way up north, (Fast Through Alaska)
Way up north, (Fast Through Alaska)
Way up north, (Fast Through Alaska)
Way up north, (Fast Through Alaska)
Fast Through Alaska,
Away up north, the race is on
Fast Through Alaska,
Away up north, the race is on
The teams start in Willow...every year, first week of March
They cross frigid country..where wild wolves howl and arch
Along the Bering Sea coast..in a land where few men trod
To those white Nome mountains,..and it's called the Iditarod
It's Alaska's great tradition,..that began in "Seven-Three"
Fifty teams, a thousand huskies run,..every team has a wish to be
Arrivin' first with the fastest time,..when the long gruelin' trek is done
Gotta' make it in less than nine days...for a chance to have it won
While the gale winds are blowin'
Strong Huskies keep goin'
Fast Through Alaska
Away up north, the race is on
Way up north, (Fast Through Alaska)
Way up north, (Fast Through Alaska)
Fast Through Alaska,
Away up north, the race is on
Fast Through Alaska,
Away up north, the race is on
Blizzards and white outs..await all the teams
Wind chill's less one hundred,..but it cannot freeze their dreams
Through frost lidded eyes,..they view the Northern Lights
And strive to keep their bodies warm..'gainst a bitter wind that bites
'Cause a man's gotta do what..his heart tells him to do
The ultimate grand challenge..for animals, too
So, mush, mush you Huskies,..there's no time to roam
The days and nights are mountin',..and we gotta' be first in Nome..
Tired Huskies are mushin'
On dogsleds they're rushin'
Fast Through Alaska
Away up north, the race is on
Fast Through Alaska
Away up north, the race is on
Way up north, (Fast Through Alaska)
Way up north, (Fast Through Alaska)
Way up north, (Fast Through Alaska)
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My wife's from Alaska; she'll like this.
a fun little romp through the wildlands
Sir L'Air du Farce, ~Duke 0' Edge~, Thank you so " mush", Sir, for this delightful write on the Iditarod! I love it, soooooo! Great tribute to the ~North to Alaska~ song!! I can just see those fuzzy Huskies pulling thru the snow! "Cause a man's gotta do . . what his heart tells him to do!! Very nice, sir !
Thanks, John, alvin, and glad you like it there, LCC
Creative and unique original idea AFW. . .personally I would try to get out of the race really fast because it's friggin freezing ;)
Thanks, Dave...Maybe that's why their time is so fast..
The ~Iditarod~ will end late Mar 10 or early 11. Lance MacKey(37 yrs) is in the lead, with Jeff King(51yrs) in second. MacKey has won the 25th annual ~YUKON Quest ~ Fairbanks to WhiteHorse, Yukon in February, of which he is a 4-time champion! He is also a cancer survivor!
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