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Song Parodies -> "Sink The Bismarks"

Original Song Title:

"Sink The Bismarck"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Horton

Parody Song Title:

"Sink The Bismarks"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

It all began in Nuremberg in Fifteen thirty-two
The Germans get the credit for that Heaven pastry chew
The Bismark is the greatest treat a man could ever squeeze
On her top lies powdered sugar "Sprinks" - to give your tongue a tease

Upon one cold and foggy night from a bak'ry roared this grand
Now every doughnut junkie will know and understand
You have to sink the Bismarks - in coffee for a tease
Bite that bun between your teeth and your mouth will yell, "More, please!"

That famous German paddle flip now makes our life a plus
We gotta' sink the Bismarks 'cause without we'd surely cuss
Hit the Dunkin's runnin' boys, say, "Bring those suckers 'round"
When we get the Bismarks, we're gonna' dunk 'em down

One guy O D'd on Bismarks upon a fatal day
The Bismarks were a' comin' - fifteen put away
He fought to sink the Bismarks - lost his battle ground
When powdered sugar dust cleared 'way
His bloated body's found..

On lonely days and long beat nights, our cops are on the trail
Hunt for bak'ry crim'nals - a stake out without fail
They have the hunch and notion - some crook is gonna' be
In there to sink the Bismarks - then they'll get him, yessirree..

That famous German paddle flip still makes our life a plus
We gotta' sink the Bismarks 'cause without we'd surely cuss
Hit the Dunkin's runnin' boys, say, "Bring those suckers 'round"
Serve us up the Bismarks, and watch us sink 'em down..

These puffs are fried and they're flavor filled - with injections, every one
Like strawberry, raspberry, choc'late - whipped cream, or tart lem-on
So admirable is this tasty treat, no equal can be found
"Berliner" used to be it's name, but here, Bismark goes down

When anxious eyes are aimed and your pals are munchin' fast
You better grab some Bismarks, 'cause buddy, they won't last
This mighty German paddle flip is tempting as can be
"Sink The Bismarks" is the battle cry - that makes us all hung-ree

The famous German paddle flip sure makes our life a plus
We love to sink the Bismarks 'cause without we'd surely cuss
Hit the Dunkin's runnin' boys, yell, "Bring those suckers 'round"
When we get the Bismarks, we'll dunk and sink'em down

The famous German paddle flip sure makes our life a plus
We love to sink the Bismarks 'cause without we'd surely cuss
Hit the Dunkin's runnin' boys, yell, "Bring those suckers 'round"
When we get the Bismarks, we'll dunk and chomp 'em down

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Old Man Ribber - January 30, 2013 - Report this comment
AFW - A Johnny Horton parody of hysterical events. How about another one....The Battle Of Krispy Kremes? ;D
Rob Arndt - January 30, 2013 - Report this comment
Deliciously funny-555!
Patrick - January 30, 2013 - Report this comment
You're making me hungry. This is very well put together. No "half-baked" comedy here. Nice to see something clean, funny, non-political.
AFW - January 30, 2013 - Report this comment
Many thanks, OMR, Rob, and Patrick...appreciate it
John Barry - January 30, 2013 - Report this comment
You cooked up one fine pastry parody here. Love it!
Dave W. - January 30, 2013 - Report this comment
Bismarks the day I lose the battle of my bulge..Airfarcewon !
AFW - January 30, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, John and Dave...battle of the bulge Fits right in...

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