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Song Parodies -> "Sadie (Big Nuts For A Lady)"

Original Song Title:

"Sadie (The Cleaning Lady)"

Original Performer:

Johnny Farnham

Parody Song Title:

"Sadie (Big Nuts For A Lady)"

Parody Written by:

Dave B27NZ

The Lyrics

Sadie, bloke dressed like a lady
Got a dick in her knickers
Just like every cross-dresser oughta
There's a penis in her pants
complete with testicles and glans
You'd swear she's was hot
Bar the stubble on her face


Oh Sadie, not really a lady
She looked so fine, til the time
i saw her nudie
well her rectum stretching ways
copped a belting from other gays
Fair dinkum her bum was raw as a roo's cadaver


Get away,'cause I'm not gay
Shit-shagging sadie
You'll never get the chance to take me up the clacker
Save your ass, so fuck off fast
You ain't no lady
You'll never get the chance to take me up the clacker


Oh Sadie, the cross-dressing lady
And I must admit her tits would make me wank
Every night with dick in hand
Until I found out she's a man
Now I need two kegs and a flagon
to ease the trauma


Oh Sadie, big nuts for a lady
With your chest hair thick and spread
like a national park
You and I were going to plan
Til you fucked that sailor man
Fucking poofter, I oughta stab you in the neck


Get away,'cause I'm not gay
Shit-shagging sadie
You'll never get the chance to take me up the clacker
Save your ass, so fuck off fast
You ain't no lady
You'll never get the chance to take me up the clacker


Oi Sadie, fuck off cunt, you're no lady
Come near me with that prick, and I'll smack your head
Didn't know when I saw that dick
Whether to laugh, or to be sick
You're a knob-gobbling tranny and I wish that you were dead


Get away,'cause I'm not gay
Shit-shagging sadie
You'll never get the chance to take me up the clacker
Save your ass, so fuck off fast
You ain't no lady
You'll never get the chance to take me up the clacker
No offense intended in this song.

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