Song Parodies -> "Sean Penn"

Original Song Title:

"Sam Hall"

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Original Performer:

"Sean Penn"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Hey, it's been awhile since I wrote parodies (been writing a lot of poems and my novel). Well, I am back to give some more oomph but this is a bit slow for me to begin again and to reestablish myself for I am not consistent. Well, I hope you enjoy my bash towards Sean Penn. For I hate him and his freaking horrid humor. He has none. He has NONE. And I officially hate him cause he can't act in comedies. It's impossible. Maybe if you punch him, maybe but other than that, no, he has no humor, soul and he acts in most movies as mentally handicapped people or as I refered to them as 'tards cause Sean Penn is one of them, a 'tard. And he hates people, did I mention he hates people? Here is my parody of a Johnny Cash's "Sam Hall and about how much I hate Sean Penn.

Well, my name it is Sean Penn, Sean Penn
Yes, my name it is Sean Penn; it is Sean Penn.
My name it is Sean Penn an' I have no soul at all.
An' I have no soul at all:
Damn the war.

I suck at acting too, at acting too
I suck at acting too, at acting too
I suck at acting too, an' I have no emotions too
An' I have no emotions too
Damn this line.

I have no humor now, no humor now.
I have no humor now, no humor now.
I have no humor now so I'll punch flipping face,
so I'll punch flipping face
Well, damn your eyes!

I wed Robin in a church, in a church.
I wed Robin in a church, in a church.
I wed Robin in a church, I'm unstable that is right
I'm unstable that is right
Well, F You Too.

I acted like most tards, like most tards
I acted like most tards, like most damn tards
I acted like most tards cause I am one of those tards
Cause I am one of those tards
I AM SAM!

My name is Sean Penn, Sean Penn
My name is Sean Penn. Sean Penn.
My name is Sean Penn, an' please kick my ass again
Please kick my ass again
F You All.

This parody is a copyright of Norman Wanman aka Fayte aka Symphix aka eiseys. The original song is copyrighted to C.W. Ross, changing the song from "Jack Hall" to "Sam Hall", who is long since dead. Please visit http://forumites.com/forums. Do leave comments. Thank you!

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On a related note... - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment

...it's something like that other much-beloved parody "I see Ben Affleck and I want to kick his ass."

Norman Wanman - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment

Just like another song I wanted to post about Sanjaya, "Take Sanjaya Out of Idol". It somehow ends if he doesn't get out, I'll punch him to make that cute smile go away.

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