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Song Parodies -> "Hem'rrhoids of Fire"

Original Song Title:

"Ring of Fire"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Hem'rrhoids of Fire"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Credit goes to Rick Duncan for already using this theme to one he called, "Stings of Fire", butt, I think such a theme deserves another
Piles,
Come in different styles
Ain't none that'll give us smiles
Pain's
What we acquire
When we get them
Hem'rrhoids of Fire..

I once had some
Bad Hem'rrhoids of Fire
Hangin' down, down, down
Sure did not admire
How they burned, burned, burned,
Hem'rrhoids of Fire
Hem'rrhoids of Fire

The Doc
Worked on my seat
And now
My life is sweet
Reamed my rear,
Feel like I'm tiled
Can sit and git and not get riled..

But, I once had them
Bad Hem'rrhoids of Fire
Hangin' down, down, down
Like a red hot wire
And they burned, burned, burned,
Hem'rrhoids of Fire
Hem'rrhoids of Fire

Yes, they burned, burned, burned
Hem'rrhoids of Fire
Hem'rrhoids of Fire

Hem'rrhoids of Fire...


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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.9
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Yoidy - March 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Glad you destroyed the roids. 555!
Paul Robinson - March 08, 2007 - Report this comment
It's such a natural theme for this OS, isn't it. Have some of these 5's to ease the burn ~ ~ ~
alvin rhodes - March 08, 2007 - Report this comment
aflame with fun
AFW - March 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Appreciate it, Yoidy, Paul, and alvin
John Barry - March 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Cash and burn.
Stuart McArthur - March 08, 2007 - Report this comment
yeeow - and what Paul said - great writing as usual AFW - 555
Meriadoc - March 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Five rubber donuts for ya...

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