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Song Parodies -> "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
Original Song Title:
"I Walk The Line"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Cash
Parody Song Title:
"The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
i'd keep a close watch on that beast, divine
his peepin' eyes ain't open at this time
but you must look out, cause on guys, he dines
you lost your mind ?
why wake that lion ?
i find it very peaceful in the village, true
i guess that cat must have slept the whole night through
there'd be screams if he came after you
you lost your mind ?
why wake that lion ?
if you must embark into the night
you must be on guard with all of your might
your sloppiness could cost your precious life
you lost your mind ?
why wake that lion ?
they'll roam your way, so stealthily, they'll glide
next thing you know, there's one right by your side
and if you go, you cannot match their stride
you lost your mind ?
why wake that lion ?
i'd keep a close watch on that beast, divine
his peepin' eyes ain't open at this time
but you must look out, cause on guys, he dines
you lost your mind ?
why wake that lion ?
his peepin' eyes ain't open at this time
but you must look out, cause on guys, he dines
you lost your mind ?
why wake that lion ?
i find it very peaceful in the village, true
i guess that cat must have slept the whole night through
there'd be screams if he came after you
you lost your mind ?
why wake that lion ?
if you must embark into the night
you must be on guard with all of your might
your sloppiness could cost your precious life
you lost your mind ?
why wake that lion ?
they'll roam your way, so stealthily, they'll glide
next thing you know, there's one right by your side
and if you go, you cannot match their stride
you lost your mind ?
why wake that lion ?
i'd keep a close watch on that beast, divine
his peepin' eyes ain't open at this time
but you must look out, cause on guys, he dines
you lost your mind ?
why wake that lion ?
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Awesome job,no wimowehs THANKS ALVIN!
This is spectacular!!!! No, I ain't lion, this truthfully is good!!!
A beast of a merged parody!
You should take great pride in this parody.
All of the above mentioned alvin
Great combo of those two songs and that movie, The Ghost and The Darkness. 555
Yea...thanks for the no wimoweh. Good parody. 5's
thanks jack matthias michael john ann yoidy and adagio
Veldt ghoul, meet Surfer ghoul.
Hold that lion! One has to have a very open mind to sing "Lion" as one syllable...so on that point, it still works.
Clever switcheroo, here..
absolutely agree wholeheartedly, alvin - I've made a point all my life of never waking lions, and I'm highly unlikely to start now - 555
Purrrrrfect smoosh, Alvin. 555
Great as always and I ain't lion...
thanks 2eagle agrimorfee AFW stuart michael and merry
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