Song Parodies -> "False Imprisoned Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Folsam Prison Blues"

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Original Performer:

"False Imprisoned Blues"

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The Lyrics

I feel my brain a-glummin'
My soul can't comprehend
Of com-plaint I am inclined
My life's down the S-bend
I'm stuck here false imprisoned
No sun-light - flaggin' tan
But I must keep cajolin'
That I'm an inn'cent man

Well, I just ran a red light
While argu'in' with my wife
But in glove compartment
Cops found a butcher knife
Now I kept it there for prunin'
Why tell such a lie?
Bet the blood was Grissom's doing
A plant by CSI !

It's unfair po-lice plotting
When they claim the Chief I shoved
And hidden in the console
Found OJ's bloody glove
Well it's all vi-cious conniving
I was not drivin' drunk...
Swear I really don't know nothin'
About that corpse in trunk

Well now they've sealed me in this prison
Now my new cos-tume is stripes
And since they gavelled "no aquittal"
I'm eyein' up flue-pipe
Now I'm false imprisoned
'Cus judge got too much pay
And that's why he kept resistin'
Waved my bribes away...

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Chris Pollman - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment

Hilarious! 555

Michael Pacholek - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment

M & P cash in again. Five years off for good behavior. (Probably the first time you two have ever been cited for good behavior!)

John Barry - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment

So that's what happened to the glove.

alvin rhodes - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment

best title of the day and the parody lived up to the promise

mandamoo - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment

DKTOS but I enjoyed it nonetheless. Loved the Grissom reference !

Phil Alexander - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment

Recently, I've begun to think that CSI stands for "Complete Scientific Inaccuracy".. They said they found cannabis growing, but it was a plant ;-)

CeramicsFanatic - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment

Well done you guys! :)

Meriadoc - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks everybody!

Phil, I wish I had one of those CSI PCs - where you push one button and everything you ever wanted to know comes up in a millisecond... ;-D

Phil Alexander - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment

IKWYM, Merry - but it's worse than that: they take existance of, say, high pH in a bathtub as evidence of putting sodium in the shower head some months earlier - when sodium hydroxide is so soluble that one bath in those three months would have removed all traces; not to mention high pH not necessarily being NaOH; also that NaOH is the most common stuff used to unblock drains - the scary thing is that they probably would gain convictions with this pseudo-science because Joe Public knows no better.

Adagio - December 09, 2006 - Report this comment

Big LOL!! 5's

wandlimb - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment

Ever consider scriptwriting for HBO?

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