A good laugh.

This Is Sensational! 5-5-5!

Funny work, but you missed the beginning verse, one of the 'name drop sections', and the 3 you have are much shorter than the original's, which have ~24 names each.

Dude, were you peeking at me? I totally agree, my sentiments exactly, you speak my language, Ben Gay, anyone? Funny funny funny

Red Ant. Right. The pacing is off. I think what matters is that you get 24 beats in the lists between the chorus. I wish this site offered the option of going in and editing your own material. Lacking that, let me offer here what I think is an improved version that takes some of your observations into account: I HURT EVERYWHERE (To Johnny Cash's recording, "I've Been Everywhere") I hurt everywhere, man I hurt everywhere, man Much more than my share, man I even have sore hair, man Up here and right down there, man I hurt everywhere. Left hip Upper Lip Tendon ripped Doctor trips Thigh bone Ankle bone Even in my end zone Headache Backache Stomachache No breaks Sore nose Sore toes No end to my woes Bad teeth Sore feet Tried heat I'm beat Hands hurt Can't work There days I'm inert I hurt everywhere, man I hurt everywhere, man Much more than my share, man I even have sore hair, man Up here and right down there, man I hurt everywhere. I've tried Ibuprofen Motrin Medipren Nuprin Advil The purple pill Blue pill to get some thrills Tylenol Trexall Tamadol Damn it all Penicillin 'moxycillin No good for pain killin' Hot tubs Back rubs Doctors with rubber gloves New Age Newest craze Herbal teas Can't you see that I hurt everywhere, man I hurt everywhere, man Much more than my share, man I even have sore hair, man Up here and right down there, man I hurt everywhere. I've got Arthritis Bursitis Tendonitis phlebitis Poor sight Hindsight Uptight Don't feel right Constipated Fibrillated PG-Rated Sure do hate it Bad knees No ease Disease Help me, please Aches, pains Feel drained Too tired Muscles strained Medicines Are my friends Take another dose again I hurt everywhere, man I hurt everywhere, man Much more than my share, man I even have sore hair, man Up here and right down there, man I hurt everywhere.

Hilarious concept with great rhymes. "I even have sore hair" - heh heh. I see that you incorporated some of Red Ant's suggestions into a rewrite, but since it's difficult to appreciate that without line breaks, you may want to resubmit it.

Well played, Mark. And I think you get point for the original idea of incorporating ailments into this OS. My personal favorite was 'Damitall'. LOL.

Lucky Starr (Australian) is the original singer, do your research!