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Song Parodies -> "I Cross The Line"

Original Song Title:

"I Walk The Line"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"I Cross The Line"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Play along with this recycled hit from an Oscar-nominated movie.
(Key of F)

I keep a clothes swatch on this d;:^o of mine.
I leave my fly wide open all the time.
My exhibitionism's by design:
Sick is my mind;
I cross the line.

(Key changes to Bb)

I find it very, very easy to be crude.
My songs about gay cowboys can get lewd.
Right now I'm writing while completely nude!
When I'm online,
I cross the line!

(Key changes to Eb)

I scored some pig and human DNA
And made some hybrids in my lab today--
Somehow that porcine person ran away!
I'm in some bind--
I crossed the swine!

(Key changes to Bb)

Went to a party with some freaky friends
Some dressed as Barbies, others dressed as Kens!
Transgenders danced with other intersexual blends--
Drank too much wine!
I crossed the line!

(Key changes to F)

I keep a clothes swatch on this d;:^o of mine.
I leave my fly wide open all the time.
My exhibitionism's by design:
Sick is my mind,
I cross the line!

Sick is my mind,
I cross the line!

Sick is my mind,
I cross the line!...
┬ęBob Gomez 2006

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Johnny D - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Lines were drawn to be crossed...or something like that. 5s
carol - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
tsk tsk!! 5's
alvin rhodes - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
a cowboy named sue
Larry Hensley - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny one.
AFW - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
This crosses a good quality line
Michael Pacholek - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
At least you didn't cross a picket line. That would've dropped this from a five to a one. As for your pig-man, as George Costanza would say, he can take the bus!
Rocky Mak - November 21, 2008 - Report this comment
The key change is slightly off, but still 5's.
Stan Hall - November 21, 2008 - Report this comment
I got a huge laugh from this song of thine.
To give it less than 5s I must decline.
Things are just funnier, I often find.
across the line.
WIsh this were mine!
:-)

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