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Song Parodies -> "Fold Some Prison Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Folsom Prison Blues"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Fold Some Prison Blues"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I see the blues a'comin'
Clothes of a thousand men
Ain't seen no other color
Since, I don't know when
I'm stuck in "Fold Some" prison
I do the laundry, (groan)
And my brain keeps a reelin'
The worst damn job I've known

When I was just a young lad
My mama told me, "Son,
Get yourself a laundry
You'll make some cash, like John."
So, I robbed a bank to buy it
In that damned bag was dye
Looked like the gang a' purple
I saw my freedom fly

These cons are pretty messy
They dirty up their duds
They're always sloppin' coffee
A lotta' stains a' blood
And If I don't get em spotless
Big Bubba jumps my hide
So, I scrub 'em and I soak 'em
In lots of Shout and Tide

Well, if they freed me from this prison,
Goin' straight would not be hard
I'd sure as hell not buy a laundry
I'd be a prison guard
Far from "Fold Some" Prison
A place where they wear gray
Some other con in California
Could wash these blues away..

Yeah, some other con in California
Could wash these blues away




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alvin rhodes - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
funny twist
My Name Is Sue - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
How do you do? Now you're gonna dye! Yeah, that's what Mike Pacholek told him! Then I hit him hard with a rating five...
Billy Boyd - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Clever and funny storytelling here, which you always do well, AFW. Good stuff. 5's.
AFW - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, MNIS, and Billy
Kristof Robertson - January 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Gotta agree with Billy...some darn fine storytellin', AFW. 555
Royce Miller - May 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Sorry I missed this one AFW. A super fine parody, a brilliant title.

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