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Song Parodies -> "Goblet Of Fire"

Original Song Title:

"Ring Of Fire"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Goblet Of Fire"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

By sheer coincidence, "Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire" and the Johnny Cash bio-pic "Walk The Line" were released to theaters on the same day, 11/18/05.
Now, at the Hogwart's fling
They've announced the Tri-Wizard thing
Named from the school entire
I've been called, from Goblet of Fire

My name's picked from the Goblet of Fire
Now I frown, frown, frown
I'm in danger so dire
Now my stomach churns
Goblet of Fire
Goblet of Fire

So what is this? Supposed to be three
DeLaCouer, Krum and Diggory
One more name
Came from the rotter
It called to me--
Old Harry Potter!

I've been called by the Goblet of Fire
It's not the best trait
That one could desire
That's why I frown
I wish I could retire

I want to melt down
Goblet of Fire!
Goblet of Fire!
Copyright 2005, Agrimorfee.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 19

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 3   1
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 4   7
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 5   11
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alvin rhodes - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
that's some clever melding..dare, i say "magical " ?...5s
Kristof Robertson - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I relly liked this, Agri, although the pacing seemed a bit clunky to me. Can't wait to see the movie! 455
MrMacphisto - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Great parody, and I must second Kristof. Goblet of Fire looks excellent.
Red Ant - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Okay, I am going to have a HP movie marathon next Tuesday (99c rentals and I'm off) so I can understand these parodies.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - December 04, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM - By another sheer coincidence, this is currently the 15:th parody of this song and it gets 15 votes in total from me.
whodunnit - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Its funny, but in a "you have to like harry potter" kind of way. Took me a minute.
Dumb Ass Kid - December 08, 2005 - Report this comment
[SOTM] Great stuff, but the pacing lets it down 455
stuart mcarthur - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) yes, nice work, Agri - it paced fine for me, although I'm still handicapped by my ignorance of all things Harry - but it flowed nicely - 555
Josh 2 - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) dktos soz
John Jenkins - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
The parody is very well arranged with an appropriate last verse. And, in addition to being a very good parody, the timing of its submission was perfect.
Red Ant - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) That movie marathon mentioned above happened, but I've yet to see GoF. Great rhyming and a good HP parody.
Matthias - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Johnny Potter! Oh, a great job in the Harry Potter contest!
Spaff.com - December 18, 2005 - Report this comment
What Stuart said. I like the title sub too.
bobpiecheese - December 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Nice job. Amazingly, I only know the OS through THUG2, but it was well done. Brilliant pacing, excellent idea.
Adam Eccleshall - December 24, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Very funny. 5's
Phil Alexander - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Fun stuff. I keep wanting to call it the "gobbet of fire", instead.. maybe that's for the next parody, though :-)
Ethan Mawyer - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Well-timed and fairly well paced, but didn't seem particularly impressive as for as SOTM's go. The phrasing seemed a bit awkward at times which i think shouldn't happen especially in such a short song. Also no lines really stood out to me, and "old harry potter" didn't sound right "young harry potter" would make more sense since he's younger than the other three. Nothing to be ashamed of, but as I said before it didn't really impress me. 2 done, 18 to go
Tim Mayfield - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM - Well this is different. A Harry Potter parody? ;-) Well done, and all that rot. I like this one.
Kristof Robertson - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I couldn't make Goblet of Fire pace unless I pronounced it Gob-ah-let.....fine effort anyways. 455
wannabemustangjockey - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Hmm...I just heard the OS the other day and this matches pretty well, but does seem just a teensy bit clunky in places. Overall not bad though.
2nz - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, gotta strike while the goblet's hot. Pacing was a stretch, but this one's fun anyways. Now I just need to help Ethan understand that because of the unfreezing process he has not inner monologue.
Johnny D - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Not bad, Maynard Dumbledore. ;-)
Claude Prez - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice job. I could see Johnny Cash singing this in a robe and glasses. Okay, not really. But good stuff.
Peregrin - June 24, 2008 - Report this comment
I found this using the random button. A good synopsis of the outrage that was the 4th name drawn, Agri. Personally I would have sent Harry for detention for claiming he didn't do it (even though he didn't, heh heh).
Carl Goode - January 10, 2010 - Report this comment
I have written a Johny Cash parody. His beat and lyric style and totaly original words. Who would publish that? Thanks

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