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Song Parodies -> "Can't Walk The Line"

Original Song Title:

"I Walk The Line"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Walk The Line"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Well, I can chug with all the guys till three
Still harmonize and sing, "Bobby McGee"
But, when those troopers stop and order me,
Can't Walk The Line,
Can't Walk That Line..

I find it very very easy to get drunk
And drain my "Weewee" even when it's shrunk
But, when I try to "Heel-toe" I go Clunk!
Can't Walk The Line,
Can't Walk That Line..

As sure as night is dark, I'm high as kites
"Please, Occifer" ..turn off them gumball lights!"
A stork, I'm not..can't stand on one leg, nights.
No nose can find
Can't Walk The Line..

The breathalyzer shattered when I blew
They read my rights, and let me read 'em, too
But when they said walk straight, I couldn't do
Can't Walk The Line
Can't Walk That Line..

They take my watch and personals, they find
They shove me in a cell with "Mad Dog Cline"
Then, say I've got one phone call, I say "Fine!"
Three "A" is mine,
I walked at "nine!"

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 9

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carol - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
stand! hands out! to recieve three well deserved 5's
alvin rhodes - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
wonderful concept...5s
Kristof Robertson - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
You're a funny, funny man, AFW...brilliant. 555
AFW - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, carol, alvin, and Kristof...
PMS - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
You blow a .555! LOL!
Michael Pacholek - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I find it very, very easy to five you.
AFW - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, PMS, and Michael..
MrMacphisto - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I was drunk with laughter... 5-5-5
AFW - November 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, MrMac

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