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Song Parodies -> "My Glock and Nine"
Original Song Title:
"I Walk the Line"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Cash
Parody Song Title:
"My Glock and Nine"
Parody Written by:
Charlie Decker
The Lyrics
The story of Joe Q. Suburban and his handguns...
They say it's very very easy to get one
I say it's true- Happiness is a warm gun!
But I'll admit, having two is more fun
Because they're mine, my glock and nine
As sure as night is dark and day is light
Being strapped's my constitutional right
They're not to hunt, but it's okay (I'm white)
Because they're mine, my glock and nine
You give me cause to keep them by my side
You give me baseless fear that I can't hide
For you I'd buy a warhead if it were supplied
Because they're mine, my glock and nine
I keep a close watch on this flock of mine
I'm getting more paranoid all the time
I whip my guns out, watch my babies shine
Because they're mine, my glock and nine
Because they're mine, my glock and nine
I say it's true- Happiness is a warm gun!
But I'll admit, having two is more fun
Because they're mine, my glock and nine
As sure as night is dark and day is light
Being strapped's my constitutional right
They're not to hunt, but it's okay (I'm white)
Because they're mine, my glock and nine
You give me cause to keep them by my side
You give me baseless fear that I can't hide
For you I'd buy a warhead if it were supplied
Because they're mine, my glock and nine
I keep a close watch on this flock of mine
I'm getting more paranoid all the time
I whip my guns out, watch my babies shine
Because they're mine, my glock and nine
Because they're mine, my glock and nine
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Charlie, how bout a glock and 5's?
Works for me
I liked it - the OS is a great choice - I'll give you fives - can't buy guns in australia by the way - happy us :-)
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