Well, I left Wisconsin back in zero-nine(2009) and went to New Orleans just to spend the time,
Drivin' around in my pimpin' cadillac,
Each day see them beauties walk by,
and, of course, one day before I died,
I wanted to get her with me, in the sack.
So than I devised myself a plan,
That would be like that of any other man.
I'd Go up and pay her as her man.

I'd buy me one bitch at a time,
and they'd only cost my a dime.
They solicit whenever I come into to town.
Though their looks are only mild,
She can drive a young man wild,
And They'd greet whenever I came into to town.

So, the very first night when I walked in,
With a condom box and a shirt that said "Pimp",
I left that night with a Caddy full of girls.
The skinny ones I could fit in my front glove box,
Like Thumbelina and Goldylox,
But in the front seat sat the best ten cent fox.

The first night I had me a skinny strumpet,
And the second had a face that was covered with lumps,
And the third was the best that I ever took home.
Now I never have been one to lie or cheat,
But in Orleans there were people that were much like me,
So I decided to bring her after 'couple o' beers.

I'd buy me one bitch at a time,
and they'd only cost my a dime.
They solicit whenever I come into to town.
Though their looks are only mild,
She can drive a young man wild,
And They'd greet whenever I came into to town.

Well, up till now my plan went all right,
Till I tried to bring them all together one night.
And that's where the love between us had all gone wrong.
The midget there was also a gypsy
And the big-girls was the head of KKK
And by the time I got inside of the walls were gone.

Now the highlight, she was a different sight,
She was in trouble for theft,
And wasn't to bright,
And when she came the whole place lit up.
Well, about that time my wife came in,
And here I thought she's in Wisconsin,
"Honey get these whore-hays out.

Now the cops had heard through the ol' grapevine,
That there was a huge brawl on West & Nineth
And out the window the cops were all around.
Now up at the courthouse there was a great laugh,
Because the number of defendants outweighed the staff,
Because the wife & women combined were over 60 tons.

I'd buy me one bitch at a time,
and they'd only cost my a dime.
They solicit whenever I come into to town.
Though their looks are only mild,
She can drive a young man wild,
And They'd greet whenever I came into to town.

Ah, Hello your honor, this is the psycho pimp man,
From the Midwest.
Oh what are their ages
Well They're 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30 years your honor,
Yeah, they're 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 57, 58, 59, 60, etc.