Hemorroids aren't my thing
They feel like a fiery ring
Them leaving is my desire
They feel like a ring of fire.

When I gotta go it's a ring of fire
Taking a huge dump
But until you get there
It just burns, burns, burns,
Gotta relieve the ring of fire.

The taste of food is sweet
Until heartburn you meet
Yeah it burns down there, child
Yeah it really ain't mild.

The circus has many rings of fire
For the animals
It makes them jump higher
If they burn, burn, burn
They didn't get through the ring of fire.

There's a ride called the ring of fire
That goes upside down
And when you get higher
You just barf, barf, barf
That's when you feel the ring of fire.

The ring of fire