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Song Parodies -> "Off To Prison Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Folsum Prison Blues"

Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Off To Prison Blues"

Parody Written by:

The Offenders

The Lyrics

Just a continuation of the s&*tshow in the WH...
I know that Mueller’s comin’
His agents will descend
He knows I crossed a red line
And ... I can’t pretend

My friends are all in prison
In time they’ll ... all be gone
And Pelosi’s controlling
She is the devil’s spawn

I whine just like a baby
I’ve got a crazy son
Eric is a good boy
Ivanka’s number one
I can’t run a damn casino
And I always lie
When I think ‘bout where I’m goin
I hang my head and cry

There’s lots of people tweetin’
All those lefty movie stars
So long as it’s about me
I only hear applause
Well I know I have it comin'
I know they’re on to me
But my base they keep approvin’
And that is all I see

Well if they send me off to prison
If I end up doing time
I’ll whimper and I’ll bawl
‘Bout how collusion’s not a crime
Leavenworth’s a prison
That’s where I’m gonna stay
But I’ll blow that racist whistle
‘Till I’m dragged away
Copyright © The Offenders

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Pacing: 1.1
How Funny: 1.1
Overall Rating: 1.1

Total Votes: 173

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   4

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2Eagle - January 29, 2019 - Report this comment
Every day I see only four or five contributions to this website, but the trolls keep coming out of the woodwork. Let's see some more parodies.
Bella Mia - January 30, 2019 - Report this comment
Better yet, let's see something besides the same old anti-Trump parodies. If you go trolling for trolls, you're gonna get trolls.
The Offenders - January 30, 2019 - Report this comment
Is you calling moi a troll? What I find off-putting isn't the lack of songs but... - submits that don't try to adhere to the original rhyme scheme - submits that make absolutely no sense - VOTERS who let their political persuasion influence their non-subjective vote (pacing) .. but that's just me and I'm a troll (I guess my Obama/Hillary/Bill C submissions are soon forgotten...)
Shorter 2Eagle - January 30, 2019 - Report this comment
WWWAAAHHH!!! Why doesn't anybody like our ORANGE MAN BAD sermons posing as parodies?
The Offenders - January 31, 2019 - Report this comment
I honestly don't give a crap if you enjoy the parodies. Just offering some constructive comments, but from your response I see your closed mind blocks them out. How about I just say 'Gee the guy in the WH is great even though he disrespects gold star families, dodged the draft, cozies up to Russkies and Saudis vs his own intel svcs, etc etc.. I guess that's what you want to hear so there you go.
Agrimorfee - January 31, 2019 - Report this comment
555. AIR is now like Whose Line It Anway? (Because the points/ votes don't matter)
Vladimir P - February 01, 2019 - Report this comment
I will thanks to you, Mister If, for your nice collaborations commentaries.
Agrimorfee - February 01, 2019 - Report this comment
Let it be known that I have zero editorial or technological power over anything regarding this website and its political content.

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