Polka Will Never Die

As we went on a beer run to a store so far away
I'll relate to you what happened upon that fateful day
All at once a freakin' horde of zombies crossed our path
I screamed just like a little girl, I'm gonna need a bath

Their eyes were all on fire and a chill went down my spine
The doctor sitting next to me let out a high-pitched whine
The sound he uttered long and loud stabbed right into my brain
He huddled way down in his seat, and sang this sad refrain

Whoa-oh-noooo
Whoa-no-waaay
Polka will never die

It started raining big, fat toads, the ghosts were swirling mad
As Butters tried to leave I told him things were getting bad
The wild hunt is out tonight, the Erlking's got your name
If they catch you all alone somewhere, you'll never be the same

The little man stared at me, his eyes were wide with fear
He shuddered once and looked around, the dead were drawing near
He turned and scrambled all around the back of my blue van
Screaming out so loud and strong, he became a one-man band

Whoa-oh-noooo
Whoa-no-waaay

Polka will never die
Polka will never die
Polka will never die