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Song Parodies -> "Ring Of Fire"
Original Song Title:
"Ring Of Fire"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Cash
Parody Song Title:
"Ring Of Fire"
Parody Written by:
Vegan Minstrel
The Lyrics
Another hemorrhoids-related parody was called for for this song because it's not just spicy hot food which causes that condition.
Food can be a burning thing
It can cause a firery ring
Bound by wrong desire
You can fall into a ring of fire
The wrong diet leads to a burning ring of fire
It's what happens when
you don't eat enough fiber
and it burns, burns, burns
that ring of fire
that some call piles
The taste of fruit is sweet
while you will suffer if you eat meat
They fall for it like a child
Oh, but the roid fire can sure be wild
It can cause a firery ring
Bound by wrong desire
You can fall into a ring of fire
The wrong diet leads to a burning ring of fire
It's what happens when
you don't eat enough fiber
and it burns, burns, burns
that ring of fire
that some call piles
The taste of fruit is sweet
while you will suffer if you eat meat
They fall for it like a child
Oh, but the roid fire can sure be wild
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Good one-555! True about that fiber. I used to buy these SF made fiber donuts that weren't bad tasting at all and they worked wonders. But then they just disappeared one day and I have never found them up in Sacramento where I live...???
Musical karaoke slide show for this is at bit.ly/ring-of-fire
One spoon will have you breathing fire that would make a Dragon Blush
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