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Song Parodies -> "He'll Write Anything"

Original Song Title:

"I've Been Everywhere"

Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"He'll Write Anything"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Hi, I'm Sniffy...AFW's pet dog. I thought I'd write and submit this parody as an honor and tribute to a good master. Of course, I entered it in his name, because I don't believe they let dogs send in entries.
He's been writin'' on Amiright
Since back in the year two thousand four
And if his mind keeps workin'.
He plans to do about two thousand more
He'd never okay this ego trip,
Don't go for horn blow pride..
So, to flaunt his creative juices,
I conjured up this ride and slide
He's in here with the rest,
To always jest.. the best.. is his plan
And for six years he's unraveled
A heap a' spoof yarns in the can...

He'll write anything, man
He'll write anything, man
New words you can sing, man
Par-o-dies are his thing, man
He's thunken up quite a string, man
He'll write anything...

Writes about:

Hobos, and logos, dobros,
Sucker lickin'
Horny guys and bald guys, fat thighs,
Gui-tar pickin'
Maw & Paw, seesaw, lobster claw,
Saddle trampin'
Pet dogs, Christmas grogs, human hogs,
Plumber clampin'
Spittoons, Black lagoons, fun cartoons,
Highway speeders..
Tater beaters,
Civil leaders...
Garden weeders,
Derek Jeters..
(Well, maybe not..)

He'll switch any song, man
He'll switch any song, man
Right it if it's wrong, man
Serve 'em like balls of pong, man
The medium, short, and long, man
He'll switch any song..

Spoofs about..

Rainbows, plain joes, big toes,
Creepy spiders
Oyster stews, late news, crime clues,
Apple ciders
Shaky knees, Quackin' geese, toiletries,
Kitchen blenders,
Sail boats, whale boats, buttin' goats,
Great Pretenders,
Onion peels, bunion heels, snakes and eels,
Heart hotels,
Pie shells,
Ringin' bells,
Busty gals,

Gibson, Mel's..

Lyrics He'll replace, man
Lyrics He'll replace, man
AIR's his space, man
Takin' care with his pace, man
He's glovin' em at first base, man
Lyrics He'll replace..

Picks themes like :

Santa Clause, bear paws, outlaws,
Mammaries, armories, buzzin' bees,
Runny noses,
Dinahs, miners. streamliners,
Hammer tacks, Cadillacs, Sexy racks,
Lemon drops,
Chevrolets, Montereys, bi's and gays,
Sticky flies,
Black eyes,
Zippered ties,

Belly size..

Words He'll change again, man
With keyboard or pen, man
Syllables, with new blend, man
From start until the end, man
He breaks 'em down to re-mend, man
Words He'll change again..

You name it..

Arteries, green peas, striptease,
Smoky dives, itchy hives, wicked knives,
Sins a' Satan
Flivvers, livers, rollin' rivers,
Lanced Knights,
Crazy games, dams n' dames, mimes n' Mames,
Porn sites,
Old nags, scalawags, tummy sags,
Tools at Sears,
Wines and beers,

Shiftin' gears..

He'll write anything, man
He'll write anything, man
New words you can sing, man
Par-o-dies are his thing, man
He's thunken up quite a string, man
He'll write anything...

He'll write anything...

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 12

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Old Man Ribber - January 13, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW - You may have given us an eighth "impossible" song here. This is truly exceptional work, and clearly shows the universal scope of your subjects. Fantastic! ;D
Mark Scotti - January 13, 2011 - Report this comment
He "barks" up the right tree! Excellent work!
LilCupCakes - January 13, 2011 - Report this comment
How 'Write you are, Sir L'Air de Farce Mighty Duke oEdge . . . Many conGrats to you; I hope to watch for many more of your precious Writings in 2 0 1 1, Sir !
AFW - January 13, 2011 - Report this comment
First off...thanks to Sniffy for this pleasant surprise tribute...your place on the couch arm is secured...and thanks, OMR..Mark, and LCC..appreciate the votes and kind words
WarrenB - January 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Wow. And I thought my cat was brilliant. This is no...
...wait for it....
And I must agree with OMR, this was quite a feat (or paw) syncing the rhythms of your different topics. Very clever work.
John Barry - January 13, 2011 - Report this comment
A litany of hilarity.
Christie Marie M - January 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Congrats on your first parody, Sniffy! LOL!!! Who is the beautiful dog? You are! (Pets your head) And great trib to AFW, world's renowned and talent parodist of AIR! AFW, thanks also for introducing Sniffy to us. He'll have to make a playdate with my 2 dogs. Great job to you both! 555. Kisses to Sniffy and AFW!!
AFW & Sniffy - January 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, WarrenB, I'm sure your cat could do as well, just set him, or her on the keyboard and see what happens...and thanks, John, appreciate the support...and thank you, Christy...Sniffy would probably love to meet your two dogs, especially if they're females..but I don't let him out much..he's a humper from hades.

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