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Song Parodies -> "Folsom Prison Booze"
Original Song Title:
"Folsom Prison Blues"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Cash
Parody Song Title:
"Folsom Prison Booze"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
We hear those guards a'comin'
They're bangin' on the bars
We'd better stash the moonshine,
There's just two gallon jars..
We're gonna need this lightnin'
Without it there's no way..
Pull back that secret wall block,
Squeeze in our "Sauce of Slay"
Thank God for Lester's girl friend
She slips some in each week
Fun flirts out at the entrance,
Lets someone pinch her cheek
Now we're lickin' liquid fire
With tongues all fuzzed and dry
Burns hot passion like a woman,
And makes our hard eyes cry...
We're sworn to keep the sip small
When big gulp impulses tug,
Could wind up on that "No drink" list
Like reckless cons who chug..
Gotta' keep the whiteness runnin'
Sparklin' and corn clear free..
Check your big T of temptation,
Each time it tortures thee..
Well, if they freed us from this prison,
I'm not sure we all would leave
Without this moonshine ritual
There'd be a heartache on our sleeve
Hate this Folsom Prison
No place we care to stay..
But we'd miss this corn wet whistle
Our "Sippy" booze each day...
Yes, we'd miss this corn wet whistle,
Cool "Sippy" booze each day..
They're bangin' on the bars
We'd better stash the moonshine,
There's just two gallon jars..
We're gonna need this lightnin'
Without it there's no way..
Pull back that secret wall block,
Squeeze in our "Sauce of Slay"
Thank God for Lester's girl friend
She slips some in each week
Fun flirts out at the entrance,
Lets someone pinch her cheek
Now we're lickin' liquid fire
With tongues all fuzzed and dry
Burns hot passion like a woman,
And makes our hard eyes cry...
We're sworn to keep the sip small
When big gulp impulses tug,
Could wind up on that "No drink" list
Like reckless cons who chug..
Gotta' keep the whiteness runnin'
Sparklin' and corn clear free..
Check your big T of temptation,
Each time it tortures thee..
Well, if they freed us from this prison,
I'm not sure we all would leave
Without this moonshine ritual
There'd be a heartache on our sleeve
Hate this Folsom Prison
No place we care to stay..
But we'd miss this corn wet whistle
Our "Sippy" booze each day...
Yes, we'd miss this corn wet whistle,
Cool "Sippy" booze each day..
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That so reminds me of the GREAT movie "The Longest Yard", where the character, Caretaker, made "Raisin Jack", and kept it in a plasic bag in the toilet...
Great one, AFW... pruno, or "squawkie" as a friend who's a correctional officer calls it (so called because the inmates start squawking as a result of drinking pruno) is always funny. 5s.
A five... or should that be a fifth? This parody is so good, there oughta be a law against it!
. . . . missed you, Sir L'AIR de Farce, "Our Mighty Duke oEdge", ~EL SatyrMayor ~ . . . please take care, Sir; and eat (2) red apples per day, The Pink Lady is very good, right now,
Sir, go easy on der whiskey, Sir L'AIR . . . hope you had a nice Easter celebration.
This drink goes very well with a stalk of cell-ery. ;D
Yeah, 555 drinks
"Still" crazy, after all these years...! :D 555
Reminds me of one of those Dukes Of Hazzard episodes. Yep, plenty of moonshine involved in the series. Also I heard this OS played in the VFW from my hometown and loved it. Well, done, Won!! 555 bottles of moonshine!!
Thanks, Mark...you mean the original, right? with Burt Reynolds...and thanks, Andria...never heard of Pruno..is that made from prune juice...sounds like dangerous booze to drink...and thanks, Michael...good pun...thanks, LCC..try to do some grap[es, or strawberries, now and then...don't do many apples..I don't drink anymore...and yes, Easter was tolerable.....thanks, OMR, another good pun....and thanks, Phil, and good pun Fg...and thanks to Christie...yeah...they had the moonshine...
Pruno can be made from anything from ketchup to sauerkraut, and yes, prune juice, and you're right, it is dangerous; it can cause anything from gastric discomfort to botulism.
Sir L'AIR . . . try the ~PINK LADY~ they are a hybrid from the '80's; it combines tart excellent flavor with lots o juice! I cut them up & place them in a blender, as they make excellent appleSauce ! Bon appetit, ~MonSieur en Edge ~
Sounds good...but isn't that a woman's drink?
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