-> "Folsom Prison Booze"
Original Song Title:
"Folsom Prison Blues" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Folsom Prison Booze"
We hear those guards a'comin'
They're bangin' on the bars
We'd better stash the moonshine,
There's just two gallon jars..
We're gonna need this lightnin'
Without it there's no way..
Pull back that secret wall block,
Squeeze in our "Sauce of Slay"
Thank God for Lester's girl friend
She slips some in each week
Fun flirts out at the entrance,
Lets someone pinch her cheek
Now we're lickin' liquid fire
With tongues all fuzzed and dry
Burns hot passion like a woman,
And makes our hard eyes cry...
We're sworn to keep the sip small
When big gulp impulses tug,
Could wind up on that "No drink" list
Like reckless cons who chug..
Gotta' keep the whiteness runnin'
Sparklin' and corn clear free..
Check your big T of temptation,
Each time it tortures thee..
Well, if they freed us from this prison,
I'm not sure we all would leave
Without this moonshine ritual
There'd be a heartache on our sleeve
Hate this Folsom Prison
No place we care to stay..
But we'd miss this corn wet whistle
Our "Sippy" booze each day...
Yes, we'd miss this corn wet whistle,
Cool "Sippy" booze each day..
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