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Song Parodies -> "Friday Evenin's Get Me Down"

Original Song Title:

"Sunday Morning Coming Down"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Friday Evenin's Get Me Down"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I wake up Saturday mornin'
Like I wake up every mornin'..in my bed
And I know that if I hadn't woken up,
I wouldn't be here, I'd be dead...
Cuss and mumble in the closet,
At the feminine attire, last night, shed
Brush and comb my face and wash my hair
And tumble down the stairs,
Trip on my beard.

I'd lost a bet the night before
Dressed up in nets and thong,
With spiked heels clickin'
Had to strut thru downtown San Francisco,
Party with a queer guy, who was trickin'
All my buddies laughed like crazy,
But I did it..showed 'em that I wasn't chicken..
And Lord, it made me glad I'm straight laced,
'Cuz I don't think I was cut out to be gay..

On a Friday evenin's cross dress
Wishin' Lord, that I was cloned
I could let that other sucker
Do all this stuff that makes me groan..
My friends laugh so hard, they're cryin'
I can hear their snick'rin' sound
With my blond wig on, I glide walk,
Friday evenin's get me down

Told Jerome about the problem
'Bout my bet loss, I'm not really gay, or swingin'
He just looked at me, like I'm a fool
And sipped the dry martini..I was springin'
Then he stood up, kicked my crotch,
And I saw purple stars, heard tinkle bells a' ringin'
Limped outside and hailed a taxi..
Damn those idiotic bets on football games..

No more Friday evenin' drag queens
I'll stick to dollar bets I've known
It's no fun pretending I'm gay
And dangerous, it has been shown
Glad the wife's gone on vacation
My fam'ly jewels still ache and pound..
I'd be sleepin' on the sidewalk,
Friday evenin's get me down..

I'd be sleepin' on the sidewalk,
Friday evenin's get me down






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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 11

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Patrick - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
The only thing worse than gambling for money. This would make a great video.
Fiddlegirl - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
The 1st 4 lines by themselves were enough to get 5s from me!
John Barry - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
What Patrick said about the video.
Andy Primus - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Fine bit of story telling - really funny
MadameNorCAL - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh, so that was you, Sir L'Air, that we saw at the GAY pRIDE Parade, the weekend before last . . . .
AFW - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Patrick, FiddleG, John, Andy, and Madame,...no, that was my dog, Sniffy..he has the power to transform..
MrMacphisto - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL... one of today's best...
Timmy1000 - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Another sad, tortuous and bizarre lament, AFW and just hilrious.
AFW - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to Timmy and MrMac
alvin - July 19, 2009 - Report this comment
hilarious...my fave of the day

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