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Song Parodies -> "That Dawg Ain't Dyin'"

Original Song Title:

"I Walk The Line"

Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"That Dawg Ain't Dyin'"

Parody Written by:

Stan Hall

The Lyrics

Nah ... nothin' to do with Old Yeller or the Cleveland Browns. :-)
I seen ma dawg squat on this lawn o' mine
an’ his plan were not hard t' divine:
he’s gonna empty out his ol’ behin’
but ’cause he’s mine, that dawg ain’t dyin’.

I git uneasy seein’ doggy doo
and kind’a queasy when I smell it, too.
But tho’ I’m purty P -O’ed at Ol’ Blue,
because he’s mine, that dog ain’t dyin’.

Y’know a crappin’ cur’s a ugly sight.
I ought’a kick his mangy arse for spite.
But if I leave’im be he’ll act contrite
an’ ’cause he’s mine, that dawg ain’t dyin’

Wunst in this here park whar we reside
he left a pile by the next door double-wide
ma neighbor quick come a-runnin’ out an’ cried,
“’Cause he ain’t mine, that dawg is dyin’!”

(Now) I keep a close watch on this mutt o’ mine
’cause he’s a mighty busy-butt canine.
I need t’ stem the tide from his behin’
but ’cause he’s mine, that dawg ain’t dyin’.

© Stan Hall 11/02/2008

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alvin - November 03, 2008 - Report this comment
this has everything you'd want in a country song...a dawg...some doo and a neighbor with a double-wide
Stan - November 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin. A few mandatory country song shout-outs are missing, tho' ... I didn't manage to mention mama, jail, or a truck. :-)
John Barry - November 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Purty dang funny!
UnKnownVotrix - November 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Dogs & Trailer Parks: great parody fun, Sir !
Stan - November 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, JAB and UKV..
Andy Primus - November 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny one. Saw the title & got a flashback to the 70's (Deputy Dawg)

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