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Song Parodies -> "Low Riders On Her Thigh"

Original Song Title:

"Ghost Riders In The Sky"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Low Riders On Her Thigh"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

There's big demand for denim in the good old USA
Jeans are the favored fashion of the female form today
The sexy gals prefer 'em 'cause they fit their comfort zone
And all of us red blooded guys...lick chops for midriffs shown

Brand names can make the difference, 'cause they're styled to have the feel
Some trimmed with fringe, bleach faded, or with rivet studs of steel
Though most today, use zippers, love an old style button fly
They're a lot more fun unbuttoning, when I get lucky, I cry...

Yippie yi Ohhhhh
Yippie yi yaaaay

Low Riders On Her Thigh..

I love 'em tight, I love 'em stretched right to the edge of rip
Don't wanna' see no panty lines, just smooth unwrinkled hip
I could stand and gaze forever..if I go blind, Braille, I'll try
It would be worth the sacrifice, so, I'll stay beamed on high..

Yippi yi Ohhhhh
Yippi yi yaaaay

Low Riders On Her Thigh

Babes like J-Lo and Beyonce are prime chicks in the nest
But, I know that they're untouchable, so won't discount the rest
If I don't change my ways real soon, of fantasy, I'll die
And if I do, I hope and pray "Jean Heaven's" where I'll fly

Yippie yi Ohhhhhh
Yippie yi Yaaaaay

Low Riders On Her Thigh
Low Riders On Her Thigh
Low Riders On Her Thigh...










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alvin - December 19, 2007 - Report this comment
my fave of the day
AFW - December 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...appreciate it
John Barry - December 19, 2007 - Report this comment
A tight-fitting parody.
littleCupCakes - December 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Sir ~ L'Aire de Moan ~ Tres bonne Parodie! I And you deserve all the delights of Jeans' Heaven, Sir! For me, I wear the 'softer brushed demins' colour Noir.
AFW - December 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks to John, and littleCupCakes...soft denim is good
Susanna Viljanen - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm little bit too old for lowriders, but this one was stonewashed. 555.
AFW - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
And thanks, Susanna
Rex - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
A very revealing parody...555.
Guy - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Low riders have a different connotation in South Texas but they all seem to act the same. "Cosas Mojadas". Muy Bueno, Senor.

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