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Song Parodies -> "You Are My Sometime"

Original Song Title:

"You Are My Sunshine"

Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"You Are My Sometime"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

You are my sometime, my only sometime
You make me happy when wife's away
She'll never know, dear, and you won't tell her
If you do, you'll lose what I pay

The other night, dear, my wife was with me
I dreamed I held you oh so sweet
When I awoke, dear, reached for my wallet
But, I'd just wetted on the sheet

You are my sometime, my only sometime
You make me happy when wife's away
She'll never know, dear, and you won't tell her
If you do, you'll lose what I pay

You haul a big purse, inside's your crack pipe
You ask for lighters all the times
You're always puffin and often coughin'
From that glass tube and your "Dimes"

You are my sometime, my only sometime
You keep me happy when Pearl's away
Pearl is my wife's name, we do a sex game
Now and then, twice a week, condom play..

You told me once, dear, you even loved me
I should divorce her, and marry you
But, if I did dear, it wouldn't work out
'Cause I'd just cheat on you, too
(And crack pipes, I don't do)

You are my sometime, my only sometime
You make me happy when wife's away
She'll never find out, unless you tell her
If you do, you'll lose what I pay

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Wendy Christopher - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice job - 555! (Although I have to say I'm glad I aint married to him!!)
Ann Hammond - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
alvin - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment
great title switch and concept...lol
McKludge - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Ah, crack whores. Those were the days.... :-) 555
Kristof Robertson - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment
You really are a gold-plated, blue-ribbon bass turd, arentcha AFW? If this wasn't so hilarious, I'd have to release the feminists on ya. 555
Carmine (2-LOUD) Boccotesta - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey-e AFW ovah 'eah. Yous jus make it shore dat yous doan damich my invitory an' I tole dat bich ta layz off'n dat crak elsa i'm bich slap 'er roun a bit. 2-LOUD Outta eah.
AFW - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Wendy, Ann, alvin, McKludge, and Kristof..Oh, no...anything but, that....and thanks, Carmine...for your support
Guy - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment
I could get used to this, sometimes. Sometime in the next 5 minutes I should be voting in increments of 5.
AFW - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you, Guy
Project Sisyphus - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Now I know what AFW does when he can't find a good sheep. Beautiful...555
Andria - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment
AFW, you were my "sometime", and the key word is "were". Nonetheless, 5s all across.
John Jenkins - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Clever spoof on the proposition that the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
AFW - November 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, All

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