-> "I Talk The Lines"
Original Song Title:
"I Walk The Line"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Talk The Lines"
The Lyrics
I pick up hot babes in a bar each night
I zero in on sweet chicks in my sight
I use my eyes and send out passion signs
Then, Talk The Lines,
I Talk The Lines..
Sometimes I say my wallet's in my other suit
They'll buy me booze and lend me cash to boot
Won't mess with those that I'd rate less than "Nines"
I stalk the "Fines"
And Talk The Lines..
Like, "Paired with Angelina, you're my choice.."
"If girls were cars, you'd be a new Rolls Royce.."
Their eyes light up and all resist declines,
They're clingin' vines
I Talk The Lines..
I'll say, "My right hand's under doctor's care.
Reach in this pocket, Corvette keys are there.."
There is no pocket, just a warm surprise to share
Conquest is mine,
I Talk The Lines..
Tell them, "My stock's in oil, please buy more gas.."
"Are you a teacher? ..you have so much class!"
"One day we'll have to tour my diamond mines"..
Cornea shines,
I Talk The Lines..
I'll say, "I sure love fruit, that's quite a pear.."
"Bet you're a farm girl, with all that " 'Dairy Air'.."
"Let's go to my place, I don't own a chair.."
Get few declines,
I Talk The Lines..
"They ought to make you pay a beauty tax.."
"Mm, your perfume just made my nose climax.."
"At wax museums, bet you melt the wax"
Get few unkinds,
I Talk The Lines..
I'm never solitaire by that last call
Four footsteps up the stairs declares it all
Us, and the neighbors bang against the wall
Behind closed blinds..
Talk no more Lines..
Behind closed blinds..
Talk no more Lines..
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