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Song Parodies -> "Spared Some Prison Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Folsom Prison Blues"

Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Spared Some Prison Blues"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

We all knew it was comin'
As sure as willows bend
He'll face no striped sunshine
A favor for a friend
The democrats are sizzlin'
About his pussy pass..
Old Scooter's Spared Some Prison
Cuz Dubya saved his ass

He's Bush and Cheney's baby
So, they protect their son
He bit the bullet, bravely
Reward for job well done..
The judge's rightful sentence
Commuting, now denys..
Upon the Wheels of Justice
George Bush's brake applies

His rating of approval
Was last polled at twenty six
With this, I would imagine
He'll slip a few more clicks..
Now, nobody pays the piper
This tune Is played for free
When the wrong guy does the dancin'
It's not good liberty..

Though, he's been freed from that prison
Still, two-fifty thou he's fined..
A sum easily risen
By rich interests, so inclined
Hush money as the pay off,
For dirty deeds that day..
What's the good of blowin' whistles
Bush makes it all okay..

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Phil Alexander - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
I could almost hear Johnny Cash singing this.
alvin - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
much sadder concept than the OS...nice bit o' bashin'
Paul Robinson - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Good job, AFW - 5's...guess I'll sh*t-can the piece I wrote a couple weeks ago to Steve Miller's "Livin' In The USA" - "Scooter Libby Has to Pay"'s what I get for not bothering to post stuff when I finish it. Jeez, there's no limit to the arrogance of this bunch, is there? I was really steaming last night when I heard about it.
AFW - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Phil, alvin, and Paul...yeah, that could just be the straw that breaks the Rep. camel's back
Michael Pacholek - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Another one that never should have been necessary, but as long as it is, this was the right way to do it. Scooter Libby makes Phil Rizzuto, the Muppet Show go-fer, those Good Humor snack-pies, and anything else called "Scooter" look bad. Your writing makes you look great.

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