"One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" Based on the performance by John Lee Hooker

"One Spin, One Catch, One Raid" Parody by Marjorie Preston


One spin, one catch, and one raid
One spin, one catch, and one raid
I said hey Pokemon, get into my ball
You know I gotta catch ‘em all

A new generation was released this week
I haven't seen my family except to sleep
One spin, one catch, and one raid

I'm pacing, walkin' my buddy Pikachu
Evolving and transferring Pokemon
The egg is hatching; it’s time to raid
Well my boss is fed up; I'm never at my desk
I haven't been to work since night before last

My boss is Professor Willow now, gotta be the best!
Put Pokemon in gyms and spin that disc
(Professor Willow): “Hey! Whadda ya want, Trainer?”
One spin, one catch, and one raid

Haven't showered or worked since last Tuesday
Candy and stardust, that’s how I play
Community Day is my national holiday
I want one spin, one catch and one raid
One spin, one catch, and one raid

Then I stand there, evolving and transferring Pokemon
After a while, it hits me
I need to battle in a gym; I need my coins, my coins
So I said, “If you really love me
It's all about that XP!”

(Spoken:) My friends know the rest, see you at Go Fest!

One spin, one catch, and one raid
One spin, one catch, and one raid