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Song Parodies -> "We Three Kings Of Orient Are"

Original Song Title:

"We Three Kings Of Orient Are"

Original Performer:

John Henry Hopkins

Parody Song Title:

"We Three Kings Of Orient Are"

Parody Written by:

Folkert Erkelens

The Lyrics

We three kings of orient are,
Puffing on a rubber cigar
It was loaded,
It exploded.
BANG!

We two kings of orient are,
Puffing on a rubber cigar
It was loaded,
It exploded.
BANG!

I one king of orient are,
Puffing on a rubber cigar
It was loaded,
It exploded.
BANG!

Silent night, holy night...
Or,
God rest ye merry gentlemen...
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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.7
Total Votes: 12

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Steve K. - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice idea, but you left off the last line of each verse, and the entire chorus. For the last line, how about "One of us/me less, there are"?
Michael Pacholek - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree: Great idea, but not a song parody in the usual sense. Funny, but I don't think I can vote on it. Reminds me of "Five bears in the bed, and the little one said, I'm crowded, roll over, so they all rolled over and one fell out..."
Alpha Skua - November 25, 2017 - Report this comment
The Surgeon General warming smoking rubber cigars can be hazerdous to your health BANG,POW,BOOM

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