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Song Parodies -> "Rudy's Bulging Eyes"

Original Song Title:

"Judy In Disguise"

Original Performer:

John Fred & His Playboy Band

Parody Song Title:

"Rudy's Bulging Eyes"

Parody Written by:

Burl Esk & Burl Ires

The Lyrics

Rudy's bulging eyes pop out very far
Mouth open wide, to do that is hard!
Looks like he's ready for a neck bite
Rudy's bulging eyes hit glasses

Make him look kinda crazy and manic ra-ra!
Appears like an amped-up Dracula
Maybe vampire in disguise
Rudy gonna try neck gashes?

He's a scary sight, very scary sight
Something about him ain't right
He will give poor children a fright

Rudy's bulging eyes are seen from afar
Look kinda like headlights on a car
Pop out the same distance left and right
Rudy's bulging eyes smash glasses

He's a scary sight, very scary sight
He's creating children's fright
Scaring the kids like that ain't right

Rudy's bulging eyes, they must get mighty sore
A vampiric horror, think that he'd like to swig gore
He's real hard to keep in glasses
'cause each eye through its lens passes

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Pacing: 1.6
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Overall Rating: 1.6

Total Votes: 5

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alexander's ragtag band - October 15, 2019 - Report this comment
If you think Rudy looks funny, you should have seen James Carville.
James C. - October 15, 2019 - Report this comment
I'm ugly but I'm not a traitor-Mafioso.
Agrimorfee - October 15, 2019 - Report this comment
James Carville is the Skeleton Creeper to Rudy's vampire. Honestly though, what the hell happened to this once straight-forward, honorable, and kinda SMART politician?

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