Rudy's bulging eyes pop out very far
Mouth open wide, to do that is hard!
Looks like he's ready for a neck bite
Rudy's bulging eyes hit glasses

Make him look kinda crazy and manic ra-ra!
Appears like an amped-up Dracula
Maybe vampire in disguise
Rudy gonna try neck gashes?

He's a scary sight, very scary sight
Something about him ain't right
He will give poor children a fright

Rudy's bulging eyes are seen from afar
Look kinda like headlights on a car
Pop out the same distance left and right
Rudy's bulging eyes smash glasses

He's a scary sight, very scary sight
He's creating children's fright
Scaring the kids like that ain't right

Rudy's bulging eyes, they must get mighty sore
A vampiric horror, think that he'd like to swig gore
He's real hard to keep in glasses
'cause each eye through its lens passes