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Song Parodies -> "Elton You're a Bride"
Original Song Title:
"Judy in Disguise"
Original Performer:
John Fred and his Playboy Band
Parody Song Title:
"Elton You're a Bride"
Parody Written by:
Royce Miller
The Lyrics
Elton, you're a bride, that's what you are
Lemon fruit pie with a brand new jar
His hairy thighs will rub ya tonight
Elton is a bride, with glasses
Keep a-wearing your earring and your great big smile
Philadelphia freedom, it allows your style
Carry him over the threshold tonight
Elton is a bride, with glasses
He's happy tonight, he's happy tonight
Thinking that he's got it right
Tying up his apron strings tight
Elton you're a bride, or a groom, who cares
Apple and orange, cantaloupe and pear
Will you be wearing your garter tonight?
Elton you're a bride, with glasses
He's happy tonight, he's happy tonight
Thinking that he's got it right
Tying up his apron strings tight
Elton loves the guy, yet he wanted more
A wedding with flowers, yeah, cause he's a star
You're wearing some false eyelashes?
I hope they don't rub your glasses......
Lemon fruit pie with a brand new jar
His hairy thighs will rub ya tonight
Elton is a bride, with glasses
Keep a-wearing your earring and your great big smile
Philadelphia freedom, it allows your style
Carry him over the threshold tonight
Elton is a bride, with glasses
He's happy tonight, he's happy tonight
Thinking that he's got it right
Tying up his apron strings tight
Elton you're a bride, or a groom, who cares
Apple and orange, cantaloupe and pear
Will you be wearing your garter tonight?
Elton you're a bride, with glasses
He's happy tonight, he's happy tonight
Thinking that he's got it right
Tying up his apron strings tight
Elton loves the guy, yet he wanted more
A wedding with flowers, yeah, cause he's a star
You're wearing some false eyelashes?
I hope they don't rub your glasses......
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Heh, heh...good one, Royce.................555
That ol' Sir Reginald Kenneth Dwight must be full of Vitamin C.
Good one Royce 5:s Btw good to see ya again :-)
Greta parody, Royce......now excuse me while go and puke! 555
Good one...a gender extender...
A well-groomed parody. The problem is, since neither bride nor groom is a woman, who is the one who'll always have to say, "I'm sorry, honey, you're right, you're always right"? After all, as Elton taught us, "Sorry seems to be the hardest word."
This has to be the stupidest thing I've ever read.
thanks, all---and Sax, if you think this is the stupidist, then you haven't read some of my other parodies
what a scream....love the OS too...sadly, john fred passed away recently...5s
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