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Song Parodies -> "Bumpy Toads"

Original Song Title:

"Country Roads"

Original Performer:

John Denver

Parody Song Title:

"Bumpy Toads"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Age of seven,
World explorer
Loved the creep things,
Slinkin' thru the backyard
Caught some each day
Crawlin' on the ground
Rushed 'em into mama,
Showed her what I'd found..

Bumpy Toads,
Fat and gray,
Wanted each for a pet
Mom would panic,
Call me manic,
Made me pitch
Bumpy Toads

Used to hide 'em
In the kitchen
In the bread box,
Sometimes in the oven
When she'd find 'em
I'd hear yells and screams
Gave me a good scoldin'
Tossed away my dreams..

Bumpy Toads,
Fat and gray
Wanted them for a pet
Mom would holler,
Grab my collar
Threw 'em out
Bumpty Toads..

Bumpy Toads,
Fat and gray,
I still like them today
Gives my wife, now
Lots of strife, now
Take 'em home,
Bumpy Toads..

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Old Man Ribber - February 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Ribbiting parody...I laughed 'til I croaked! ;D
adagio - February 15, 2010 - Report this comment
That was cute!! : D
2Eagle - February 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Toads are fun.
AFW - February 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR, adagio, and 2Eagle...actually, I hate toads...but they work for parodies
Fiddlegirl - February 15, 2010 - Report this comment
I toad-ally giggled all the way through that! ;)
AFW - February 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Fg...funny puns, and comments, all
Phil Nelson - February 15, 2010 - Report this comment
This was froggericious
AFW - February 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Phil
MisPollyWog - February 16, 2010 - Report this comment
very nice write of childhood days spent walking amoung the tall grasses of Open Space! How about grassHoppers? ? One Cowboy munched on them for his survival, when he was a toddler . . .
AFW - February 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, LC...Grasshoppies? Choc. covered maybe...Yuk!..not really..have ta' be really starved
Andria - February 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Great job, and I'm not the biggest fan of toads either. 5s, and I share your sentiments on grasshoppers as well.
2Eagle@Andria - February 17, 2010 - Report this comment
I, too, HATE grasshoppers - uuugggghhh1
Meriadoc - February 17, 2010 - Report this comment
You just can't lick this parody! ;-)

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