He lost on ballot six
On seven, also nix
And so they vote some more
But Kevin still cannot score
The poor guy is just a loser schlub
There are so many palms he’s gotta rub
Seditionists got sway so Kevin ain’t
Speaker o’ House

Nine ballots, still ain’t there
Must kiss more derriere
Ten ballots, he’s still screwed
He is such a loser dude
And yet he still keeps up the fight
He’s brownnosing with all his might
Next ballot, he’s still doomed
Still ain’t made it to be
Speaker o’ House

More he must kiss ass to get past what’s blockin’ his way
On the next ballot, still too many “Nays”!
Because Kevin ain’t got a pair
He’ll sprint on and kiss on until he gets there

Then the groveling toady’s picked
At last, enough he’d licked
Kevin’s a craven whore
Booted when ape trolls get sore
Does he know that he’s been had?
He is a slave, Gaetzholes own his ’nads
The bad choice is mighty sad for
Speaker o’ House