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Song Parodies -> "If Jimmy Webb Wrote "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald""
Original Song Title:
"By The Time I Get To Phoenix"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jimmy Webb
Parody Song Title:
"If Jimmy Webb Wrote "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald""
Parody Written by:
Patrick McWilliams
The Lyrics
Inspired by Michael Pacholek's parody and a profile of Jimmy Webb on CBS "Sunday Morning".
By the time we get to Cleveland you'll be sleeping
We'll dock the ship and I'll spend the night ashore
Then I'll have a couple days for Christmas shopping
While the steel mill crew is transferring the ore
By the time I reach the galley the deck is pitching
Cook says "Sorry, but your food will have to wait"
Captain has been calling for assistance
Way too late, too late
By the time you wake tomorrow we will be missing
You'll hear the news and call my name out loud
Though the Coast Guard ships and planes keep on searching
They'll find no clue, by then I think you'll know
Autumn winds will blow, I will have to go
We'll dock the ship and I'll spend the night ashore
Then I'll have a couple days for Christmas shopping
While the steel mill crew is transferring the ore
By the time I reach the galley the deck is pitching
Cook says "Sorry, but your food will have to wait"
Captain has been calling for assistance
Way too late, too late
By the time you wake tomorrow we will be missing
You'll hear the news and call my name out loud
Though the Coast Guard ships and planes keep on searching
They'll find no clue, by then I think you'll know
Autumn winds will blow, I will have to go
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Michael - I'm up earlier than usual, so let me be the first to compliment you on this "Webb Gem".
PATRICK - OOPS! I read and loved everything but the authors name! "Scusa me! ;D
Looks like Patrick beat me to it. Maybe he wouldn't have if I'd put 15 more songs behind me! Good job, and credit for finding away around having to take the 2 verses of "MacArthur Park" and stretch them to the 14 of "The Wreck."
My confirmation name (Catholic Church) is Michael. My Dad's middle name, also. His sisters called him "Mickey". I've been called worse, and certainly no insult to be identified with one of the best writers on the site.
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