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Song Parodies -> "Gastro Man"
Original Song Title:
"Handy Man"
Original Performer:
Jimmy Jones
Parody Song Title:
"Gastro Man"
Parody Written by:
Gregory Blake
The Lyrics
Kama!, Kama!, Kama!, Kama!, Com Kama!
Hey!, Yea!, Yea!, Yea!
Hey, people! Gather round!
If "Gastro" problems have got you down,
Hey folks!, I'm your "Gastro Man!"
Pepto Bismol and Beano are for fools.
Holistic remedies are treatments I choose.
I promise not to harm ya'
I use only friendly "Karma"
You'll see!
If your internal "Plumbing" needs repair,
I am the "Man" to see!
I'll soothe your "Colonitis"
Correct "Anal-Cranial-Itus"
And your "Payments" come straight to me!
Here is the main thing I gotta' say.
Get a "Colonoscopy" with me today!
I induce lots of farts,
Defecation starts!
You'll see!.
Kama, Kama, Kama, Kama, Com Kama!
Hey!, Yea!, Yea!, Yea!
Hey!, Yea!, Yea!, Yea!
Hey, people! Gather round!
If "Gastro" problems have got you down,
Hey folks!, I'm your "Gastro Man!"
Pepto Bismol and Beano are for fools.
Holistic remedies are treatments I choose.
I promise not to harm ya'
I use only friendly "Karma"
You'll see!
If your internal "Plumbing" needs repair,
I am the "Man" to see!
I'll soothe your "Colonitis"
Correct "Anal-Cranial-Itus"
And your "Payments" come straight to me!
Here is the main thing I gotta' say.
Get a "Colonoscopy" with me today!
I induce lots of farts,
Defecation starts!
You'll see!.
Kama, Kama, Kama, Kama, Com Kama!
Hey!, Yea!, Yea!, Yea!
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