Hey Moe! Hey Moe!
Where ya goin' with that V in your hand
Said, Hey, Moe! HEY MOE!
Whaddya doin' with that V in your hand
I'm gonna eyepunch that dope Curly
You know, I caught him carryin' on like a chowderhead
I'm gonna eyestroke that dope Curly
You know we lost a job cuz he was a chowderhead
Huh! .. so i'm gonna moider him

Hey, Moe! Hey, Moe!
I hoid you poked ol Curly now, punched his eyes out
Hey, Moe! Hey Moe!
I hoid you moided ol Curly now
Moided him down to the ground
No I dint, he blocked it
You know he stopped it with the side of his hand
No I dint, he blocked it
You know he caught my fingers with the side of his hand
So I gave him the palm
I slapped him!

(Cue Three Blind Mice based guitar solo)
Allright
Slap Larry at the same time, babe
Yeah, dig it

Hey Moe! Hey Moe!
How are you gonna fix Curly now, what are you gonna do?
Said Hey Moe! Hey Moe!
How are you gonna fix Curly now, what are you , what you gonna do
Well, dig it
I'm gonna get him to smack my hand
Then wheel around and clunk his head (Allright)
I'm gonna get him to smack me
Wheel around and clunk him, see
Ain't no Stooge gonna best me
Ain't no lunkhead gonna
He ain't gonna make no monkey of me
You better believe it now
Why I oughta ...

Hey Moe! Hey Moe!
You better fake him out (Nyuck!)
Woop, woop, woop, everybody


HEY MO

Hey, Mo
Where you goin' with that sword in your hand
I said Hey, Mo
Where you headed with that sword in your hand
I'm goin down to behead some dhimmies
You know I caught 'em plottin' around with another clan
I'm going down to behead some Jew dhimmies
You know I caught 'em messin' around with a Meccan clan
And that ain't cool

Hey Mo
I heard you chopped the Qurayza down,
Chopped them down now
Hey Mo
I heard you chopped those dhimmies down
Chopped em down in the ground now
Yes I did, I chopped them
You know I caught them plottin' around
Plottin' around town
Yes I did I chopped em
You know I caught the Qurayza plottin' around town
So I gave them the blade
I chopped them!

Hey Mo
What you gonna do now, where you gonna raid next
Hey Moe
I said, what you gonna do now, where you gonna gonna raid next
Well dig it
I'm going to raid up north, way up north
Way up north to Khaybar way
I'm going way up north, way up north
So I can sleep free
Ain't no Jew gonna avenge me, babe
Ain't no assasin
He ain't gonna put a dagger in me!
You better record that now
We gotta move, now

Hey Mo'
You better drive them out
Salaam, everybody