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Song Parodies -> "Bottle of Beam"
Original Song Title:
"Bottle of Wine"
Original Performer:
Jimmy Gilmer & the Fireballs
Parody Song Title:
"Bottle of Beam"
Parody Written by:
Royce Miller
The Lyrics
Bottle of Beam
Golden you gleam
High on the shelf, prim and proper
Hit me with Coke
This ain't no joke
I really wanna get snockered
Sunlight I know is makin' you glow
I'm lookin at you from the bar
You're kickin my ass
Here in this glass
Jim Beam, whoever you are
Bottle of Beam
Golden you gleam
High on the shelf, prim and proper
Hit me with coke
This ain't no joke
I really wanna get snockered
You're smooth and fine
I can unwind
And then I'll be hittin the door
When I want a drink
And don't want to think
Then it's Jim Beam that I pour
Bottle of Beam
You are a dream
Are you gonna let me get bolder
Hit me with coke
This ain't a joke
I really wanna get snockered
I really wanna get snockered
Golden you gleam
High on the shelf, prim and proper
Hit me with Coke
This ain't no joke
I really wanna get snockered
Sunlight I know is makin' you glow
I'm lookin at you from the bar
You're kickin my ass
Here in this glass
Jim Beam, whoever you are
Bottle of Beam
Golden you gleam
High on the shelf, prim and proper
Hit me with coke
This ain't no joke
I really wanna get snockered
You're smooth and fine
I can unwind
And then I'll be hittin the door
When I want a drink
And don't want to think
Then it's Jim Beam that I pour
Bottle of Beam
You are a dream
Are you gonna let me get bolder
Hit me with coke
This ain't a joke
I really wanna get snockered
I really wanna get snockered
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As my favorite Muppet would say, "Dat was da-lish-us! Ha ha!"
I bow to the queen of parody Royce
Did you hear about the Jim Beam factory that got struck by lightning in a storm last night? No joke, it really happened. All that booze went up in flames. The radio announcer said, "No one was hurt, but that's not to say there weren't tears."
Tears? News said that 800,000 gallons of it went up and it only accounted for about 2% of their stock. Man people must do a lot of drinking. Oh, yeah BTW, good on Royce. You are on a roll today.
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