Well, it was...

One of those weeks that we folks seldom see,
Chock-full of surprises and pure lunacy,
With stunning reversals and dictator rants
And late night celebs who got kicked in the pants,
A shocking election with all it can mean,
A shameless old scumbag who finally came clean.
So much seldom happens! So I'll bring to you
The last seven days in review.

Chavez claimed that we have an earthquake device.
We flattened poor Haiti - not one time but thrice!
He says it's all part of our terrible plan.
We're going to use it to wipe out Iran.
Al Franken's "Air" network has folded its tent.
Most folks will not miss it - too liberal bent!
The Whie House gatecrashers got grilled on The Hill.
You ask "Tell me more", so I will.

The Late Night debacle is finally complete.
Poor Conan is out, Jay's back in Johnny's seat.
We're watching the meltdown of proud N.B.C.
They've lost all their ratings and integrity.
And smarmy John Edwards - 'though he had denied -
Admitted he'd fathered the child, so he lied!
It's been a wild week as we all can attest.
Get ready 'cause here comes the best!

Up in Massachusetts, the G.O.P. won
Ted Kennedy's seat and the Dems are all stunned.
Obama Care's future might be sinking boats.
Pelosi's now saying "We don't have the votes."
Obama has hedged on his grandiose plan.
He hasn't closed Gitmo, he's not on C-SPAN.
These last seven days for a parody geek
Were surely one wonderful week!
Man alive, what a week!