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Song Parodies -> "Frosty the Hitman"

Original Song Title:

"Frosty the Snowman"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Durante

Parody Song Title:

"Frosty the Hitman"

Parody Written by:

Onslaught

The Lyrics

This parody is based on the version sung by Jimmy Durante. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDNcJL90Y9A
Frosty, the Hitman was a killer from the bay
All the wise guys know he was cold as snow
Known from Chi-town to L.A.

Frosty, the Hitman used to work for Al Capone
He was debonair, he had slicked back hair
And a heart made out of stone

They say he must be magic for he never muffed a job
He even found the perfect way to get to slipp’ry Bob

Frosty, the Hitman was as careful as can be
Never stayed too long when the job was done
Left no clues for cops to see

Frosty, the Hitman knew the heat was on that day
So he told his Don, sorry boss, I’m gone
‘Fore the rats give me away

Gone into hiding with a cannon in each hand
Said “They won’t take me, just you wait and see”
“I ain’t goin’ to the can”

There must have been a stoolie at the social club that day
For the cops knew where to look for him when they blew his ass away

Rat-a-tat tat tat Rat-a-ta tat tat
Look at those G-men go

Rat-a-tat tat tat Rat-a-tat tat tat
Puttin’ on quite a show

Frosty, the Hitman was a killer from the bay
All the wise guys know he was cold as snow
Known from Chi-town to L.A.

Frosty, the Hitman is interred in sacred ground
Indulgence did pay for his wicked ways
So I guess he’s not hell bound

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Overall Rating: 4.9

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Matthias - December 11, 2013 - Report this comment
This was awesome. I love a good gangster parody. The pairing of this joyous source material the the gruesomeness of the parody really made it work as well as seeing a bunch of these album covers to the side where the guy actually looks like he could be in the mob adds to it as well...
Callmelennie - December 11, 2013 - Report this comment
You rarely see a Christmas parody of this caliber anymore. I'll give it a .55
Jonathan - December 11, 2013 - Report this comment
Onslaught I think you've got a hit man! 5's
Dave W. - December 11, 2013 - Report this comment
This could be marketed real easy...Everyone loved Frosty..
Patrick - December 11, 2013 - Report this comment
Frosty, with your Armalite, won't you slay some guy tonight?
Alpha Skua - November 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Who will mot be seeing christmas this year?

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